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MMA Fighter, hated by some, loved by less. Sarcasm is my first language

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@VinnyMMA @shomanart @SMGathletes @JTMoneyMMA Treys taking that win money

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@HisNameWasMike hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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War crimes, belittling a war hero, absolute nonsense platform &so insecure has to brag about his manhood....#1 republican candidate #smh

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@VirtualBondGirl thats me every day

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Small talk is the friend zone of conversation. Not dangerous and makes you feel good

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@desertdan1 haha its good!

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In honor of the oscars, Im watching the movie which I believe won the Oscar for best movie ever. Highlander #kurganLivesMatter

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https://t.co/p802C1zbEs shot by the guys at @forzaproductions

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Bye El nino. Its like you never came......

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Im excited about the new match up, but 2 words scare me DRUG TEST

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If you think any high calibre fighter is "scared" of an opponent, you have ZERO idea what you are talking about #fact

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Filling my tank for $35 almost brings a tear to my eye

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Im excited about this fight, like I get excited when two winos are fighting over the last bit of alcohol

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@Eric1on1kb7X yeah, I was pissed...especially because he was looking for an electronics store

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"They're only tennis shoes" says the dummy walking on my freshly cleaned mats

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Just heard on the radio about a way of losing weight without working out. Wtf is that?! Sedentary lifestyle for the loss

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Im getting really worried. I've been sacrificing souls to the rain gods, but it hasn't rained! #IfTheEarthIsFlat

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@Eric1on1kb7X I was laughing and concerned at the same time

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"Mommy, if you don't follow me, Im going to kill you " 5yr old to his mom. It was just so cute #futureserialkiller

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"Are you googlable?" Haha that's actually a question?