No talking while we cuddle, Just the muffled cries you let slowly seep away from your blood-gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice you to my lord
Cat: *jumps on my bed and lays on my chest*
Me: Aw *reaches to pet her*
Cat: *claws and bites my hand* I didnt say fucking touch me
Me: Then why are you laying on me?
Cat: Cuz ur fat
Me: Damn going right for the prize aren't ya?! *picks up cat and throws her out the window*