Was just in a gas station and saw a little homie, maybe 13 years old looking around. Offered to buy him a pack of Pokemon cards and he looked up and said "nah, I'll take a pack of JUUL pods though." When I told him no he told me to fuck myself. These kids are outta control.
Sober me: Man I’m working tomorrow I’ve been working 12’s all week I should really go to bed early tonight cuz I gotta work at 6 am tomorrow.
Has one beer: Dude you’re good just have like 6 more beers and a shot of Jager you’ll totally wake up in time for work tomorrow.