Julius Caesar

the world's favourite dictator for life

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

goodbye all and remember, if you mess with the Roman army you won't make it out alive

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

my people say I've been spending too much time on Twitter..Brutus agreed..Et tu brute? I guess I can say I came, I saw, I conquered Twitter

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

when i get sad I just remember that my bff Brutus sounds like Brutal and Caesar sounds like Power & then I'm happy

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@Aristotle_GRE out of fear of my power, "philosopher". I've helped my city more than you've ever done before dying of tummy issues #trypepto

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

this pretty much sums me up:

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@alexthegr8t99 also, it's Caesar not Ceasar, next time you indirect me at least get my name right

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@alexthegr8t99 damage is just a side effect of a civil war. Power is much more important than that fluff #chill

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

Julius Caesar and Jesus Christ have the same initials therefore i must be a god and worshipped as one

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

#WednesdayReads

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

#WednesdayWisdom if there isn't psychological warfare is there actually a war going on?

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

me to my personal army after spending so much time together #theycallmedad #treatmykidswell

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

when the Egyptians beheaded Pompey before I even got a chance to kill him /properly/

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

heard a rumour that I burned down the library of alexandria...well..having fun isn't hard when u have a library card

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

when life gives you a wall and an attacking enemy army, build another wall to keep them out #wallsaremylemons

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@GaiusJCaesar15 why does America have a superhero but Rome does not? I nominate myself to complete that task #sonofvenus #techincallygodlike

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

#CaptainAmericaCivilWar more like Caesar's Civil War! Pompey and I are far more entertaining than some strawberry and America enthusiast

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@EmperorTibbs best of luck on your invasion! If you need help, give me a call I'll be there

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

@EmperorTibbs treat your soldiers right and make sure your enemies fear you. Cutting off limbs and sending the person to them does trick :)

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

#WorkersDay big thanks to my army for helping me be so successful. You deserved every treasure I gave you #squad

[Julius Caesar @GaiusJCaesar15]

It finally caught on that a red cape signifies power! It is true what they say, Leaders do look the best in red