Big Farma

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

I do not understand the need to put everything in Nairobi.
Uvuvi House should be in Mombasa, Malindi, Kisumu or Homa Bay.
All serious fisheries places and have airports so that we do not have excuses of accessibility.
Stay where the bread is made.

[B @ngwata_]

The deterioration and fall of Kenya from a barely functioning country to complete systemic ruin and dysfunction has been deeply painful to witness.
Our children do not deserve this.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

I have lived long enough(23yrs) is pure unadulterated comedy. Yule jamaa wa money order atasema nini sasa😂😂😂

[Great House @xspotsdamark]

Most of those guys are from Suriname, which has been part of the Netherlands since 1667.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

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[Great House @xspotsdamark]

“Without Africa there will not be any history of France in the 21st century. Where then will France which adjoins the Rhine, where the horses of Europe all drink in turns, go? North? East or West? Only the route South is available, vast, overflowing with countless people. France already knows how much Africa is necessary to it” - Francois Mitterrand, Former French President

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @PitBottomSuper]

If you're pregnant and can sprint into the US from Guatemala in 30 minutes, your child clearly *has* to be an american citizen, because we need him for our supersoldier program

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

[6MileRome @UnholyRome6]

There’s no way a mf with this head shape isn’t evil!

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Trillionaire tweeting from his mommy’s account an AI-generated, four-year-old’s birthday complete with rocket ship cake

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[Wanjiru wa Ndooro @Gaddafess]

Why are some doctors so cruel?? I came to pick my Dad's results at some lab near kenyatta. Doc looks at the results and straight up in a reception says "hapa hakuna hope. Hii type, huwa hawasurvive"
I have never been so broken in my life. DKL, do better.

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

The Breakup of Yugoslavia

[Chungking Archive @chungking151994]

Pirated movies are yours forever (till your HD gets corrupted).
No corporation can delete them on their whim. There is very little moral ground to oppose piracy when buying is not owning.

Support piracy. Support physical media.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Exactly. And when they say cars older than 4 years, who are the people who own newer cars?

The government officials that made the law and steal from us to buy those new cars.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Not manufacturing, not innovation. Just rent, rent, rent, and more rent. That's what happens when you become wealth based on access to the state, not work you've done. You can't be creative, innovative or impactful.

The curse of independence.

#MaishaKazini

[Jacob Juma @WhatEHappened]

Low ambition 'leaders' will go to other countries, enjoy the public infrastructure, come back to Kenya and collude to close and grab all public spaces. Bottom of the barrel PsoS

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

“People are truly loaded,” whole time it’s YOUR taxes being used to do this.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Like I said, GoK is hawking data because it thinks data is the equivalent of oil. Data hustling cannot remedy the major political economy problems we have. It cannot be a substitute for production. Revenue from data is pocket change. The government needs to stop behaving like a hustler and start behaving like a government.