Nothing is a bigger betrayal then when your kitten attacks your bare butt while sitting on the toilet. What is this world coming to!? I thought cats followed you into the bathroom to watch your back when you're vulnerable not to wait for the perfect opportunity to attack! #cats
You never realize how often you wash your hands in a day until you have a band aid on your hand. Then you're replacing the band aid four times a day cursing the gods that your compulsion for good hand hygiene has you stuck in a never ending cycle of soggy band aids #FML
Created cursed Joker cosplay on my birthday stream today! What's a birthday without a clown? Only used things I already had in my house, gluing the hair to the bald cap to get that sweet widows peak was what too the longest #birthday#Joker#Streamer
Got my Batman onesie in the mail today! It took 3 weeks but it has it all! Cape, cowl, utility belt! Gonna wear it while I play Batman Arkham Knight! https://t.co/UMHuQtXcIg #Batman#batmanarkhamknight
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Playing Batman Arkham Knight today, and who better to dress up as but Poison Ivy. She's got what Batman needs to keep the fear and the fear and pinches away! https://t.co/UMHuQtXcIg
#StPatricksDay#PoisonIvy#PoisonIvyCosplay#batman
I dripped a bit of boiling tea on my hand, which made me flinch, and thus splash boiling hot tea down the back of my hand. Thanks subconscious, a minor burn turned into the biggest burn I've ever had #ouch
Feeling like a champ, remembered to take my big ikea bags in to the groccery store, you only EVER have two shopping bags to carry when you take two big ikea bags. This is called winning everyone #winning
First big outing since I got covid, time to groccery shop like I have money! Just spent an hour trying to open the stupid fresh produce bags. Nothing makes you lose self confidence faster than being an adult and struggling to open a plastic bag #struggle
Accidentally left my door unlocked last night, but I did have the security on. But this means that once I'm on my own without the fancy security the likelihood of me falling victim to a murder goes up exponentially. Should I be left without super vision? #adult
Just spent an hour shoveling the driveway, JUST the cement driveway that can fit two cars. The snow is so sticky it makes me want to throw up #snow#ihatesnow
Just finished stream and now I have to shovel some snow, is there a good shoveling themed song to keep me motivated? I have a corner lot of snow to shovel so the song should be good enough to repeat..multiple...times