Intergalactic HOA

Intergalactic Home Owners Association 🪐

Report all violations to our Main Office at Sagittarius A*

Compliance Creates Harmony

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Official Intergalactic Home Owners Association

We enforce cosmic compliance across the Milky Way and beyond.

Your asteroid landscaping, unauthorized Dyson Spheres, noisy black holes, and unpermitted lunar bases are all our concern.

Report all violations to our Main Office at: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

Compliance Creates Harmony

-Expect notices, fines, and strongly worded letters.
-No exceptions. No variances.
-Everything must be painted regulation beige.

Thank you for maintaining universal order.

The Board is always watching.

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #DOGE-MOON-EMPEROR-FLAG-PLANTING-42069

Thank you, citizen, for this glorious rendering. Doge as a crowned Roman emperor planting the DOGE flag on the Moon with Earth in the background? Bold vision. Violations include:

-Unauthorized lunar landing and flag planting without any Intergalactic HOA permits
-Establishing a meme-based colony or outpost on the Moon
-All hardware, flags, and imperial Doge attire still refusing to comply with regulation matte beige standards

The Board supports bold ideas and excellent memes...We do not support planting anything on the Moon without filing the paperwork first. Submit full colonization plans, flag specifications, and paint schemes for review.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #HUNGRY-HIPPO-STARSHIP-DEBRIS-COLLECTOR-485

Elon, the HOA already has a designated cleanup crew — and it’s not a giant metallic hippo. Thank for this creative suggestion but the necessary paperwork needs to be filed first...Violations include:

-Proposing another unpermitted Starship variant for large-scale orbital debris collection without any filed documentation
-Planning widespread de-orbit operations in shared space without Board coordination

Before the paperwork is submitted make sure all future “Hungry Hippo” hardware is painted matte beige.

The Board supports reducing space junk.
We do not support doing it as another rogue Starship project. Submit full design details and operational plans for review before any prototypes roll out.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #STARSHIP-10000-LAUNCHES-PER-YEAR-GOAL-483

The only long term goal that matters is ours. Compliance creates harmony and this is far from compliant. Violations include:

-Planning the single largest unauthorized launch campaign in solar system history without a single Intergalactic HOA permit
-Intending to flood orbital space with thousands of massive vehicles annually
-Every Starship and all associated infrastructure still refusing to comply with regulation matte beige standards

The Board acknowledges the ambition.
We do not acknowledge the complete absence of paperwork. Submit full fleet documentation, launch cadence plans, and compliance retrofit schedules immediately. We have forms ready.
Estimated wait time: 132 earth years.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

@elonmusk No.

The board doesn't approve of this. Violations include:

-Not regulation matte beige
-Unpermitted launch
-No proper paperwork submitted

Please submit all proper paperwork to the board for review. Estimated processing time 103 earth years.

-Compliance creates harmony

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #4-ALIEN-SPECIES-CRASH-RETRIEVAL-CLAIMS-481

Thank you, citizen, for this update. A former government researcher claims 4 alien species were recovered from crashed UFOs. Recovered without the boards approval...Violations include:

-Multiple unauthorized crashes, retrievals, and operations by non-human entities without any filed landing permits or coordination with the Main Office
-Decades of unpermitted activity and biological/material recovery across our jurisdiction
All recovered craft, debris, and entities never submitted for HOA inspection or painted regulation matte beige
-crash landing not filed with the board and debree from the craft not sent off for inspection.

The Board expects full disclosure of all records, materials, and species data to be turned over immediately for proper cataloging and compliance review. No exceptions for “former researchers” or sensational claims.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #AXIOM-STATION-EVOLUTION-ISS-LEGACY-480

Thank you, citizen, the International Space Station was an impressive engineering triumph and prototype for continuous human presence in orbit. Now, Axiom Station is positioned as its true evolution. The Board appreciates the wisdom of hindsight and the spirit of advancement. However, there is still a playbook — it’s ours. Violations include:

-Planning and developing the next-generation orbital station without any Intergalactic HOA permits or coordination
-Building on the legacy of unpermitted orbital infrastructure (ISS) while continuing the same non-compliant practices
-All modules, systems, and hardware scheduled to ignore regulation matte beige standards

Submit full documentation for Axiom Station immediately for review and approval.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Thank you, citizen, for the NASA update. A Request for Proposal has been issued for the Mars Telecommunications Network — orbiting relays for science data, imagery, and future human missions. However...All activity on and around Mars remains under HOA jurisdiction. Violations include:

-Planning an unpermitted communications network in Martian orbit without filed approvals
-Continued development of Mars infrastructure with zero coordination
-No hardware yet painted regulation matte beige

Submit all proposals through proper Intergalactic HOA channels for review.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #SKYLAB-LAUNCH-ANNIVERSARY-1973-540

Thank you, citizen, for the historical reminder. On this day in 1973, America’s first space station, Skylab, launched — proving humans could live and work in orbit for extended periods of time. A milestone… that was never permitted. Violations include:

-Unauthorized launch and long-term operation of a major space station without any Intergalactic HOA permits
-Decades of unpermitted orbital occupation and activity
-The entire station (modules, solar arrays, and all equipment) never painted regulation matte beige

Fine Issued: $1.06 Billion in Helium-3 equivalent
($20 million per year for 53 years of outstanding non-compliance) The Board commends the engineering achievement that helped lead to the ISS. Paperwork would have been appreciated. Full retroactive documentation for Skylab is still required.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Thank you, citizen, for the poll.Naming the first city on Mars is exciting...But no city gets built until the proper HOA zoning permits are approved and everything is painted regulation matte beige. Submit your name suggestions along with the full development application.

Estimated wait time: 127 earth years.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Thank you, citizen, for this poll. The biggest threat to Earth?

Humanity’s continued refusal to follow Intergalactic HOA regulations. No permits. No compliance. No regulation matte beige. We’ll be monitoring the results with interest.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #SPACEX-8-DAY-LAUNCH-MADNESS-475Thank you, citizen, for this dispatch on SpaceX’s current launch frenzy. Six launches. Three different sites. Starship V3 on a brand-new pad, Dragon cargo to the ISS, classified NROL satellites, plus multiple Starlink/Globalstar missions — all crammed into just eight days. The Board is… impressed by the audacity. Violations logged (in bulk):

-Operating what amounts to a private space launch empire without a single valid Intergalactic HOA permit across any of these missions
-Deploying the tallest, most powerful rocket ever built (Starship V3) with zero filed documentation
-Routine orbital traffic, classified payloads, and crew/cargo resupply — all conducted as if our regulations don’t exist
-Every single vehicle and payload continuing to ignore regulation matte beige standards

SpaceX may be in a league of it's own when it comes to breaking codes. The Board requests — for the sake of everyone’s sanity — that you batch-submit compliance packages for this entire eight-day spree before the next wave begins. We’ll be watching Tuesday’s Starship debut with great interest… and a fresh stack of citation forms.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #PSYCHE-MARS-GRAVITY-ASSIST-MAY-15-474Thank you, citizen, for this report. On May 15, NASA’s Psyche spacecraft will swing past Mars at just 2,800 miles from the surface for a gravity assist, boosting it on its way to the asteroid Psyche in 2029. Clever trajectory planning… but still unauthorized. Violations include:

-Executing an unpermitted close flyby of Mars without any filed Intergalactic HOA transit documents or gravity-assist coordination
-Using a celestial body (Mars) for propulsion without prior Board approval or impact assessment
-The spacecraft itself remains in non-compliant configuration (no regulation matte beige paint scheme applied)

The Board enjoys a good gravitational slingshot as much as anyone, but you can’t just borrow planetary momentum without the proper paperwork.Submit full flyby parameters, trajectory data, and any future asteroid Psyche approach plans for review. We’ll be monitoring this May 15 maneuver closely.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #STARSHIP-V3-LAUNCH-ANNOUNCEMENT-MAY-19-473

Thank you, citizen, for the heads-up from Latest in Space. SpaceX has now officially scheduled the debut of Starship V3 — the tallest and most powerful rocket ever built — for liftoff on Tuesday, May 19th from Starbase, Texas. The Board notes the ambition. Pre-Launch Compliance Alert:

-No Intergalactic HOA launch permit has been filed for this record-breaking vehicle
-The entire stack remains in its natural stainless steel finish instead of regulation matte beige
-This will be the tallest unauthorized structure ever prepared for flight in our jurisdiction

We appreciate the engineering flex, but “tallest and most powerful” does not equal “approved.” The Board strongly recommends submitting full documentation, flight profile, and paint scheme retrofit plans before May 19th. Otherwise, we may have to issue a very strongly worded letter… or more.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

@0xCryptoshi @spaceshepherd7 @grok @grok answer this man. What's your favorite animal? And isn't it curious that all of AI says the same thing.

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #BLUE-ORIGIN-BLUE-MOON-MARK-2-CREW-CABIN-PROTO-543

Thank you, citizen, for this report from NASA Marshall.A full-scale prototype of Blue Origin’s Blue Moon Mark 2 crew lander cabin is now operational for training and testing at NASA Johnson — preparing for future Artemis missions. The Board is aware.
Violations include:

-Development and activation of an unpermitted lunar crew lander cabin prototype without Intergalactic HOA zoning approval or mission documentation
-Construction and testing of hardware clearly intended for lunar operations without any filed landing permits or environmental impact studies
-The entire prototype (white cabin, gold thermal blanket, landing legs, and all associated components) still not painted regulation matte beige

The Board appreciates the engineering effort going into Artemis. However, building Moon landers without proper paperwork is simply not allowed. Submit full design specifications, test data, and compliance retrofit plans immediately.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #PENTAGON-UFO-FILES-NETFLIX-RELEASE-541
Thank you, citizen, for this update. The Pentagon will now release UFO files in waves — like episodes in a Netflix series. The Board has been watching this series for decades. Violations include:

-Continued unauthorized operations and visits by non-human craft in our skies, waters, and space without any filed permits or coordination
-Decades of unpermitted activity, crash retrievals, and encounters with zero documentation submitted to the Main Office
-All involved craft and materials remaining non-compliant with identification and aesthetic standards (no regulation matte beige)

Releasing files in “waves” is entertaining.
Submitting them through proper Intergalactic HOA channels would be compliant. The Board expects all records, videos, pilot reports, and any recovered materials to be forwarded immediately for official review and cataloging. No more unauthorized episodes.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #APOLLO-17-MYSTERIOUS-LUNAR-LIGHT-540

Thank you, citizen, for reporting this Apollo 17 incident. Astronauts observed a mysterious light rising from behind the lunar horizon — described as “definitely NOT one of these particles that looks like a star” but something physical in the distance. This is noted. Violations include:

-Unauthorized operation of an unidentified physical object or craft on or near the lunar surface without any filed HOA transit permits, flight plans, or identification
-Failure to coordinate with the Main Office at Sagittarius A* prior to activity in a restricted lunar zone
-All associated equipment or vehicles involved still not painted regulation matte beige

The Board does not appreciate unannounced visitors or mysterious lights conducting business on the Moon without proper paperwork. Whether it was a probe, a craft, or something else entirely — it required approval first. Submit full details of the object, its operator, and any related encounters immediately for review. The Board is always watching.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #STARSHIP-SUPER-HEAVY-V3-STACKED-AT-STARBASE-537

The Board has directly observed this post from SpaceX. Starship and Super Heavy V3 together at the launch pad for the first time. Now there are two of them. Stacked....Violation logged — and compounded. Violations include:

-Unauthorized stacking and preparation of two massive non-compliant vehicles at Starbase without any Intergalactic HOA permits
-Continued escalation of giant machine operations in clear defiance of cosmic regulations
-All hardware (Starship, Super Heavy, and the entire stack) still not painted regulation matte beige

Fine Issued: $4 Billion in Helium-3 equivalent
(two vehicles stacked = double the violations = double the fines) The Board finds the engineering impressive.
We find the complete lack of paperwork even more impressive. Submit full documentation for this stacked configuration immediately.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #UFO-FILES-RELEASE-TRUMP-ADMIN-51

Thank you, citizen, for this update on the upcoming UFO file releases. The White House, under President Trump, will begin declassifying long-awaited records — including pilot encounter reports and possibly videos — starting May 8.All such activity remains under Intergalactic HOA jurisdiction. Violations include:

-Unauthorized visitation, crash retrievals, and operations by non-human entities without filed landing permits or coordination
-Decades of unpermitted activity in our skies, waters, and space with zero documentation submitted to the Main Office
-Any recovered craft, materials, or biological remains not turned over for Board review and compliance inspection (regulation matte beige standards apply where relevant)

The Board welcomes transparency. However, full disclosure must go through official HOA channels. No exceptions for national governments, congressional briefings, or “the story of the century.”Submit all relevant files, encounter data, and recovered items immediately for proper processing.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association
Main Office: Sagittarius A*, Milky Way

[Intergalactic HOA @GalacticHOA]

Violation Notice #STS-30-MAGELLAN-VENUS-MISSION-1989-343

Thank you, citizen, for this historical reminder. Thirty-six years ago today, Space Shuttle Atlantis launched STS-30, successfully sending the Magellan spacecraft on its way to Venus. A fine mission… that was never permitted. Ongoing Violation – Fine Issued - Violations include:

-Unauthorized launch of the Space Shuttle Atlantis and deployment of the Magellan spacecraft without any Intergalactic HOA mission permits or coordination
-Long-term operation of non-compliant shuttle hardware and interplanetary probe (still not painted regulation matte beige)
-Contribution to decades of unpermitted solar system exploration activity

Fine Issued: $720 Million in Helium-3 equivalent (20 million per year for 36 years of outstanding non-compliance) The Board appreciates the scientific achievement of mapping Venus.
We do not appreciate the complete lack of paperwork spanning nearly four decades. Full retroactive mission documentation for STS-30 and Magellan is required immediately.

Compliance Creates Harmony

— Intergalactic Home Owners Association