Galactic Procto

News of the odd and inexplicable: Bigfoot, UFOs, alien abduction, time travel, prehistoric lake monsters, and anything else that's just plain weird.

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

@FoxNews OK, for over a week now we've been seeing these posts about "mysterious groups of people entering New York City sewers". Since it's illegal for them to go down there how about they just arrest them and ask them what they're up to? Then no more "mystery".

[Car and Diner @caranddiner]

SpaceX launch, this morning from my front porch in #SouthTampa Faint tail at bottom of photo. No jellyfish but gorgeous sunrise! @PaulFox13

[Bugs Finds Bigfoot 👣🪶 @Bugimus]

Florida’s Skunk Ape steps out in dense woods on thermal 👀🔥

Key moment from the 2012 Stacy Brown Sr. footage — check the size, gait, and natural movement. 👣

This is still one of the strongest thermal captures for me. Huge shoutout to @BigfootTony for his superb breakdown! 👏

Full story + longer version in the quoted post. Real or hoax?

#Bigfoot #SkunkApe

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Random ‘sonic boom' shocks thousands across multiple East Coast US states.

The random sonic boom, a loud explosion noise caused by an object breaking the sound barrier, was captured by Ring doorbells and surveillance footage in South Carolina.

There have also been reports of the boom being heard from North Carolina, Georgia, and Virginia.

Speculated to be a fighter jet or an asteroid striking the Earth's atmosphere, the military and NASA have both denied either of those events.

The US Geological Survey, which tracks earthquakes, has confirmed that a large sonic boom was recorded over Saint Andrews, South Carolina.

Chris Jackson, meteorologist and storm chaser, said: “It felt like someone shoved me right in my chest an instant before the boom began.”

The Pentagon's Noise Working Group has stated in the past that it is common over Special Use Airspace (SUA); however, that part of South Carolina is not an SUA.

[Ed Piotrowski @EdPiotrowski]

The USGS has confirmed the loud boom/shock wave earlier was a sonic boom and not an earthquake. The source is still not known. It wasn’t jet planes because the boom/shock wave was heard/felt over a vast area of more than 100 miles. A meteor or space debris still is the most likely source.

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

@caranddiner @MarioNawfal I'm counting 5 "bro's", 5 "dudes", 7 "fucks", and for good measure, 1 "shit".

[Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX @PaulFox13]

New Glenn explosion visible in Tampa - 120 miles from Cape Canaveral

[Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX @PaulFox13]

I need to get up earlier.

#SpaceX launch as seen from St Petersburg. 🚀

📷 Todd Burgess

[Car and Diner @caranddiner]

Just think, if dogs had just evolved with opposable thumbs they would be so far ahead us now!

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

Visited the Expedition Bigfoot Museum https://t.co/t9URiOcIJ4 just outside #BlueRidgeGeorgia Must see if you're in the area!

[Cliff Barackman @CliffBarackman]

The @NABigfootCenter in Boring, OR.

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

Kudos to @johnkrausphotos for weeding out and calling out all these fake AI Artemis photos. I am now actively blocking anybody that posts, or re-posts AI crap and claiming it's genuine. Thanks John!

[John Kraus @johnkrausphotos]

@konstructivizm This is not a real photograph

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

@pargoblues Or, it could be dome-shaped on the top and flat on the bottom!

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Artemis 11 astronauts saw and heard this at the entry interface and plasma display in to Earth’s atmosphere.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Atmospheric re-entry of NASA’s Orion (Artemis 1) looks insane at 20x speed. Here is the entire 25-minute descent in just 1 minute 15 seconds.

Credit: NASA

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Welcome home! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

Will be glued to the TV this evening! Welcome back home Artemis II!

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

ARTEMIS II RETURNS TODAY! The four astronauts will conclude their 10-day journey around the moon with a fiery return home to Earth this evening. At 7:53 PM ET, the Orion capsule will slam into Earth's atmosphere at roughly 24,000 mph southeast of Hawaii.
During this intense 13-minute plunge, the astronauts will endure extreme heat, experience nearly 4 Gs of force, and pass through a six-minute radio blackout caused by a sheath of plasma surrounding the spacecraft. A sequence of parachutes will then deploy to drastically slow the capsule down, culminating in a scheduled splashdown in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of San Diego at 8:07 PM ET. #Artemis

[Car and Diner @caranddiner]

Please @elonmusk , X Mail, the sooner the better: https://t.co/YjmeCIq3dt

[Loren Coleman @CryptoLoren]

Nick Pope, 60,
UFO Investigator,
died on 5 Apr 2026.
The former British Ministry of Defense UFO desk investigator, who ran the program from 1991~1994, passed away Sunday from stage 4 esophageal cancer that had spread to his liver. Pope announced his diagnosis in Feb 2026 but kept speaking on UAP to the end.

[Galactic Procto @GalacticProcto]

Per Grok: "These visuals stem from mineral mapping or saturation-enhanced photos that highlight compositional differences in lunar soil, including iron, titanium, and olivine deposits not perceptible to the human eye..." In other words, yes, the moon is pretty much grey.

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Wait, the moon isn’t all grey?