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I believe in the body, ocean, wind, and sun. Vodka, beer, tequila, and rum.
140 character short story author: @Galaxystories

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

Candle Smell Good Asf!! #candleswag #fresh #yum #caramel #SmellGoodFeelGood https://t.co/NxDjKAqHvb

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

My calendar at this caliper's
For the life of a bachelor
Im burning through cannabis
Canister after canister.

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

Currently experiencing a willpower outage

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Moses would be the best lifeguard ever.

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On a scale of Voldemort-Pinocchio How nosy are you?

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I don't trust joggers. They're the ones that always find dead bodies. I'm no detective. I'm just sayin'.

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I'm not worse at typing texts when drunk than normal, but the errors amuse me so much more that I send them anyway.

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Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow is canceled.

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I have this habit of sorting people I know into a Hogwarts house. #sorrynotsorry #friendship

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Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.

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I can't get out of bed. These blanket have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

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Forgetting Your Password Like... https://t.co/G8fUx67car

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Teaching old people computer stuff is like trying to nail jello to the wall.

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...

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My battery died so I spent some time with the family today. They seem like nice people.

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the hood & feed birds for an hour.

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.

[J Æ Ş Ø Ñ @GalaxyStarChild]

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^) — (lol)

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Guess i stay steady drinkin like a fish trying to drown all my problems, guess they learned how to swim.