Gale✨

shit could be worse

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

Always blame the bartender for overserving you, never blame your self-control lol

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@LizzyBastar To this day I get nastalgic for walking tacos though 😂

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

Played beer darts for the first (and probably last) time today 😅🤕

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@briannabossell I’m here for it though

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@briannabossell The hatfish 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 we’ve all been there

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@HeyColliganMan I thought the same thing but then I realized that processed cheese isn’t even really cheese lol

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

I gave my younger brother a key to my apartment. I just came home to 17 slices of processed cheese hid in various parts of my home. I just...don’t even know? Idk??

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

Read the thread. Plz. 😂

[Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie]

I jokingly reminded my grandpa that we were the only single people in the family and he seriously reminded me that’s only because his wife died.

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@briannabossell I CANT 😂

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

Today I had a guy say “haha I wish my dad was sick, he’s just an asshole instead though” lmfao he wins

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@jason_emmons @iliaraye @HeyColliganMan

[Breezy @briannabossell]

“You’re gonna be single forever if you keep being so picky.”

[anna @annnnabarnes]

no one:

a mushroom:

[Lauren Lapp @laurenkelleyl]

It’s ok to need time, to need a break from people, work, school, and life. It’s ok to cry, break down and focus on yourself. Please take time for you.

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

@HeyColliganMan Bills don’t pay themselves Tyler

[Gale✨ @GaleAbbi]

While I was on the bar last night, a guy asked if he could suck on my feet. When I said no, he kissed the top of my foot and slid $20 into my shoe...