Dillan Galehouse

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[Dillan Galehouse @Galehouse02]

If you're gonna piss in the front yard atleast wave to the cars driving by, it's the polite thing to do

[Dillan Galehouse @Galehouse02]

@ZynCoinERC20

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When your wife says “my palms are sweaty” then you proceed to rap the entire eminem lose yourself together. If that’s not love idk what is

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@MillsapsMike So glad you could make it man!

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Everyone says “don’t spend the money it ain’t worth it” “it’ll be over before you know it so don’t do a nice wedding” well I’m here to tell you they’re wrong, yesterday was easily the best day of my life and worth every single penny

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Sometimes I just refresh my bird app over and over to see if wooster got scooters yet…

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@us_Justin1 Very true lol

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We really have “friends” out here choosing a football game that you can watch literally whenever over our wedding… lol find out who your friends are

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@us_Justin1 You’ll get one and it’ll only happen if the keg is floating earlier than expected

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Fancy dates and crazy adventures are great, but cuddling on the couch and watching tv is my love language

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@Ap_3510 😂😂😂

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Y’all it’s November now… I get married this month! ❤️🤙🏼

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I wish they wouldn’t start games so late… 🙄 I ain’t tryna stay up till midnight on a week night

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Can’t wait to go to bed and wake up tomorrow to see that we blew this lead and lost in the second half 🙃

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@JRStowe 😂😂😂

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@bryce_spitler I mean what do you got to lose? Lol

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If I was a girl I’d have an onlyfans 🤷🏼‍♂️ no shame here lol

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Just scrolled Instagram for like 2 minutes and it was literally nothing but babies and weddings, we’ve hit that age y’all…

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@NUNDE3 You look like jimmy

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I won’t be happy till I get to smoke a cigar with @bertkreischer 🤷🏼‍♂️