L.A.Witt, etc.

Authors L.A. Witt, etc. I wrote it, not Ron Howard. Tax the rich or eat them. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Penguins & Kraken hockey. #LetsGoPens Hockey Twitter: @WittHockey

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

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MAN ADVANTAGE

* Single dad + nanny
* Pro hockey player
* High school sweetheart second chance romance
* Trans M/M

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[Lisa Clough - Lachri @Lachri]

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Seen this? #ColoredPencils #ArtTips

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@LvngstonThunder @JamesTate121 Nah, you saw what Trump wanted you to see, same as ever.

I'll pass on wasting more time engaging with you.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@LvngstonThunder @JamesTate121 Back in 2018, yes, well before you all started guzzling down the "Biden flung open the borders" bullshit.

https://t.co/XPk1Ssvh4Z

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@LvngstonThunder @JamesTate121 This is why it annoys me so much that it gets attributed to him.

I wrote it, and I'm quite firmly working class.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@Brocchet @JamesTate121 Actually, the original writer is working class, not a wealthy Hollywood guy.

Signed,
the original writer

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@JamesTate121 I mean, the original author would appreciate credit.

Especially since so many people dismiss the post as disingenuous because he's rich, when in reality, I'm firmly working class.

https://t.co/jTeqWpD3EF

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

If you're this hung up on women driving and men peeing, you've never given a woman an orgasm.

[Pastor Travis Johnson @BasedPastorTrav]

@dalepartridge Bet. If your wife drives, you pee sitting down.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Guys, you don't have to gender everything.

Driving the car is just driving the car. Or is it feminine to be a passenger when your male friend is driving?

I can't imagine anything less attractive or less masculine than this degree of insecurity. Get a grip. 😆

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Men, unless you’re disabled, sick, or gay, your wife should not be driving the car when you go out together.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@AmazonKDP I don't need you to respond and help me. I need someone at KDP to FIX THIS ONGOING PROBLEM WITH YOUR SYSTEM.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

This just happened AGAIN, @AmazonKDP. Why do my books keep getting re-enrolled in Kindle Select after I've unchecked the auto-renew?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.

It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

So Democrats "stuff legislation with pork", but all the garbage unrelated to the budget shoehorned into the "Big Beautiful Bill" is fine. Got it.

Hypocrites. 🙄

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

TWICE in 2025 (2/4 books), @AmazonKDP has removed a book from its category, as it "did not match the nature of the content."

Both times, they were WRONG.

But they need 2 biz days to figure it out while my NEW RELEASE is out of its category. Thanks?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@AmazonKDP That doesn't explain why my book was enrolled in KDP Select after I unchecked the box. AGAIN.

I shouldn't be required to adhere to the exclusivity after the 90-day enrollment expires. KDP kept my book in KU without my consent, so the exclusivity isn't my problem.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Wait, it gets BETTER!

The book is still showing in KU. @AmazonKDP just told me I have to WAIT 24 hours before I can list it wide.

THEY renewed my book after I opted out, and I'm stuck. But if my book is found on a pirate site, my account can get suspended. Make it make sense.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.

It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Yet again, a book that was scheduled to come out of Kindle Select autorenewed. I unchecked the box, made sure yesterday that it was still unchecked, and this morning... lo and behold, it was checked. AGAIN.

It's dealt with, but @AmazonKDP, WHY DOES THIS **KEEP HAPPENING**?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

I see our SecDef is drunk tweeting again. 🙄

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The Women, Peace and Security Act was signed into law by President Trump in 2017.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@NHHouseGOP That is some next level gaslighting.

Not that I would expect any less from the party that screeched "Democrats want to legalize post-birth abortion!" so no one would notice that the bill was because Republicans had banned palliative care for terminally ill newborns.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Hey, @AudibleACX - When I email support, about 1 out of 4 times, I receive the response "we can't find an ACX account attached to this email."

It's getting seriously old. I've had the same account with the same email for a decade. Nothing has changed.

What is going on?

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

@Ti_Pau_News @ThickleyP @beasy555555 Because I use different pen names for branding purposes? LOL A common industry practice? Mmkay, whatever you say.

[L.A.Witt, etc. @GallagherWitt]

Every asexual person I know has said something to the effect of "When I learned asexuality was a thing, I realized I wasn't broken and I wasn't alone, and it was AMAZING."

Imagine hating that. Imagine being that miserable and mean. Imagine.