🧉danii sol🧉

bog body barbie

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

update: i offered to buy one of them a shot for “american hospitality” and he kissed my hand tenderly, looked me in the eyes and said “i’ve had more fun in the last 2 days than i’ve ever had in my life. i’m okay. thank you.”

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

the people in the us for the world cup is a very special moment, anthropologically. i went out to a bar to shake ass to reggaeton, and all of a sudden a hoard of literal german soccer hooligans showed up and are having the BEST TIME on the dance floor.

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

the 5’0 latina girlies keep throwing it back on them going “we need papers” and the 6’5 wasted german men respond “okay! but vee arr german! alemán!” all while gasolina reverberates through the speakers

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

nothing worse than a morning where your cats won’t hang out with you.

[expensivethrift @expensivethrift]

anotha one

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

@4mier_ @KillaKreww @__kelsseaa genuinely, i love this comment. i love that good movies and tv can create magic that doesn’t get questioned. (they film parts in philly, but a lot of it is filmed on a set in LA. happens often. a lot of shows that take place on the east coast are filmed in vancouver etc)

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

this is actually what my apartment looks like

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

if you were wondering

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

@eclairification i was

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

as a server, i have seen this, and i agree

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

first time i had to get glasses, i was at lenscrafters with my dad. i asked if they had “spike lee glasses”. my dad scrambled to say “she’s joking.” i said “im not”. then my dad and i stared each other down so intensely a hellmouth was torn open in that new jersey westfield.

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

freak

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

@rhiannon_io queen 🥹

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

#NewProfilePic

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

all social media is bad, so here i am

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

i heard on NPR that you’re a bitch. yeah no for real david folkenflik said you’re a bitch. im just letting you know

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

i work in a restaurant again and i’m poor but very happy :)

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

i miss being yelled at by a grown person for forgetting they wanted a side of ranch with their well done steak 🫤