Jimmy Two-Pies

Being a foole isn't as easy as I make it look.

[Jimmy Two-Pies @GamblinFoole]

Incompetence, unlike illiteracy, is not treatable through instruction and practice. Incompetence is a symptom, not a cause, and requires some self-examination to identify that underlying cause.

Uncertain about the root cause? Start with throwing away all those participation awards you accumulated over the years. Then think what you did to earn them.

[Jimmy Two-Pies @GamblinFoole]

@CM147143 @aelfred_D Just say "it sounds fucktangular" and let them figure it out.

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

The British Isles are beginning to remember what every civilization eventually remembers:

A government that cannot protect its people eventually loses the moral authority to govern them.

Everything that follows is just the timetable.

[Jimmy Two-Pies @GamblinFoole]

@Sassafrass_84 Cheese

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@thefarmers_Dog No one mourns a cat's passing years later.

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@aelfred_D Just change "an obvious word" to "obvious words" and you're golden.

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@TuckerPeterson_ @lucyshow11 Betamax was way better, but vhs won the war

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@llandoniffirg 20. What do I win? I could use a new knee. Or maybe quadrifocals, if such a thing exists.

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@RaminNasibov

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@MilitaryLaughs Pay the guy in your company who knows how to accomplish that

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@M_Johnston1 @nowhere_nh Why am I reminded of "Sales of a Deathman"?

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@mrmikeMTL Yup

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@godknowsdgj1 Dead Calm

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@klara_sjo He's GO (Gato Original)

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@JebraFaushay Is that actually Billy Ray, or just some random guy who left his grocery cart full of empty plastic bottles outside?

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@WilliamShatner Those are for sale in the back of romance magazines. Just $19.95 plus shipping & handling, and they're shipped in discreet boxes.

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@toys_retro Elephain't

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@woofknight I'm taking that word. It's mine now.

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@MoMohler @OriginalRoddick Gotta agree.