LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM

FIGHTING CORRUPTION

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

Today, out of nowhere, two English lads named Tom and Ben came to my restaurant in Hammersmith and started cleaning the shopfront, which had been pelted with halal eggs by inbreds.
My good Pakistani neighbours are not happy seeing us united.
This unites us against the Islamisation of the UK. Let's fight this war together peacefully against the peaceful community. 🙏🏻

[Joseph Cohen - IAM @israel_advocacy]

Pakistani Muslim loved that I memorise Quran… until I translated it 😂😂

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

WOW‼️The brilliant Trevor Phillips says Labour are SABOTAGING the grooming gang inquiry — because they don't wanna lose Muslim votes or admit the abuse happened under Labour-run councils.

"They're downplaying the intersection of race and sexual predation for their own gain.” 🇬🇧

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

Rangrez, an Indian non-halal restaurant in Hammersmith, is open.
Strictly no inbreds

[Migrant Tracker UK @MigrantTrackUK]

@models_by_Russ Meanwhile, at the border
https://t.co/1Ze4ELSn2H

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM @GameOfFones]

@chilternbear11 You should have put restore on the Poll. If it was there, I'd vote Restore, otherwise I'd have no choice but to vote Reform!!

[ChilternBear @chilternbear11]

Who would you vote for if a General Election were held tomorrow?

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[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Persian woman takes to TikTok to explain what the Iranian Regime is doing to make anti-America/Israel PROPAGANDA!!!

She’s telling THE TRUTH!

[千northX ✡️ @belmerodakX]

@PapiTrumpo This is the best! 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

[LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM @GameOfFones]

@zarahsultana Wow...you are so clever and calculating!

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Powerful Testimony! He was Born in Iran and raised a Muslim!

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim asks a Christian man about the Crusades in the Middle Ages.

“Before the Crusades, Islam had invaded the Christian lands of Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Algeria, Libya, Morocco, Spain, Portugal, Turkey. And was trying to conquer Europe.”

Another Muslim asks about the European slave trade.

“The Islamic slave trade had existed for centuries before the European slave trade, from both Africa and Europe. And it never really ended.

Your prophet Mohamad was a slave trader.”

[LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM @GameOfFones]

@HungaryBased Just in time for the next General Election in 2029!

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

If you are feeling crushed, anxious, angry or worried about the Muslim win in the #GortonandDentonByElection please take a moment to hear this.

Well done @GoodwinMJ - you must be exhausted. Allow yourself to be knackered.

Well done fellow patriots. We are winning.

[LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM @GameOfFones]

@GriftReport Censorship never works!

[LIVED ON ANIMAL FARM @GameOfFones]

@GriftReport It is almost as if they're making it up as they are going along!!

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Rupert Lowe telling the truth again

We need to make this man Prime Minister

It's all or nothing

Let's do this 👏👏

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I've just been attacked by both Polanski and Corbyn over my calls to implement a hostile environment for illegal migrants - what a duo.

@ZackPolanski says I should be 'absolutely condemned', calling it 'nasty' and 'cruel'. @jeremycorbyn says it's 'utterly repulsive'.

Okay lads, if you say so.

I am very much of the view that allowing hundreds of thousands of unvetted young men from cultures that actively hate women, and us, to roam our streets is absolutely mental.

Do I think that placing unchecked Eritrean and Afghan men in communities all around the country is a good idea? Funding their hotels and pocket money? No. No I do not.

Would I make life so uncomfortable for these illegals that they chose to leave themselves, before they were forcibly turfed out? Yes. Yes I do.

I stand by every word I said.

Implement the hostile environment - stop the benefits, stop the boats.

Force the illegals to leave.

Mass deportations.

It's the only way.

[Paz is Right @BritisherPaz49]

I’ve just joined Restore Britain.
Rupert Lowe and his new party have given me hope.

Let’s follow each other if you believe the same 🇬🇧