@PaulGannonShow @fitch_art I have actually experienced a member of parliament swapping pallets for potatoes. No joke. I wish I had a camera back them. Corrupt arse...and he's still an MP now. No names mentioned but, even if I did, I'd like to see him court for libel or suchlike. Now. Back into character!
@CallumT4ylor I did too - an amazing country. I loved it when I lived there. The Land Of The Free...the gun stuff is a bit shite though. Check you PM. NOW!
@ScootchCat Two GM options: 1) Fall asleep again. 2) Stay awake and contemplate life. D) Don't worry about it. 4) Same as three. 5) Be happy and make someone smile.
@Octav1usKing I was once interviewed for an article about gaming - I got quite stressed because it dawned on me I know fuck all about gaming...hence my (legal) name.
@NocturneRose I once knew a woman that wanted a fuck bill. I didn't realise until after the act. £20 behind a skip at the back of Argos in Burton on Trent too. I even bought her a Smirnoff Ice afterwards in a club.
@Sid_Ballot I applied to go on there because I could recount each letter before and after a random one chosen from the alphabet (not including A and Z). Never heard back from them. I tried another application but with numbers. True story.
@PaulGreenTPB@AmazonUK I've got an evening delivery but I'll be in bed by then bed because of 'tiredness' and an 'early start'. Thankfully I've got a sibling that will be doing the door opening and signing duties. No doubt I'll be awake anyway to see what I've bought this time.
@WendyBirdOZ@pennjillette Does being vegan mean you cannot use petrol or diesel either? Does being vegan mean you cannot use bleach and other household cleaning products? I get somewhat confused around that. Oh, I'm not a vegan. Or a Vulcan. See; confused!