GSP

Ganesh S Padmanabhan- no-frills, sarcastic, AI free human navigating the corp world. Tamilian born in Kerala, working in Karnataka, illiterate in 3 languages.

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Mission Impossible: Cookie Protocol

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Remind me again—why was the orange prick looking for a Nobel Peace Prize?

To start a war afterward and call it a war for peace?

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Dumbo Trump starts a war, chokes the Strait of Hormuz, then burns billions to “reopen” what was never closed.

All that noise, and somehow the only thing on display is weakness—dressed up in a clown suit and sold as strength!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

@airtelindia, do you have any real people attending to broadband customer issues, or should we wait for 6 hours+ for a simple callback?

None of the numbers shared seem to have real people attending to customers!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

@AmazonHelp

How to contact Amazon team for installation of a Furniture I picked. There is no way to talk to customer service!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

@amazonIN what’s the methodology to connect with your customer care?

Terrible experience and there is no one to reach out!

[Morgan Freeman @morgan_freeman]

Learning how to be still, to really be still and let life happen – that stillness can become a radiance. I’ve learned this from some of the great actors with whom I’ve worked.

[Rakesh @rakesh_iocl]

@GaneshSP47 Oh yess..and these were eqipped with physical toggle to make them read only. Great upgrade from her elder one, where you needed to tape the notch

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

“Indigoed” is now the word for being stuck at the airport with endless delays.

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

@deepak_bansal11 🤣🤣🤣

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Staring outside wondering why Friday is always late.

If productivity had a face today, it definitely isn’t mine!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

@alvatabitha Absolutely!

[𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁 @GodswillChemist]

Bodyweight workout for everyone 💪

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

90s IT Security:

Step 1: Store sensitive data on floppies.

Step 2: Lock them in a Tupperware with a bicycle-lock key.

Step 3: Pray

At least hackers in another continent couldn’t access anything. The notion of safety was truly safe!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Monthly payment reminder from the gentleman who keeps my car squeaky clean:

“Sir, chicken khana hai… amount send kar dijiyena 🙏😂”

This is the kind of financial-planning motivation I actually respond to. Fast.

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

A thief breaks in, finds no cash in the house, and leaves customer feedback:
“Why so many cameras when you have no money? Keep some cash da next time, I got disappointed.”

Certified Professional Burglar! 😬

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

3 years apart by birth. 0 years apart by hairline.

Brothers slowly evolving into the same person!

[GSP @GaneshSP47]

Hosur Road commute feels lighter these days — thanks to the Yellow Line metro.
Traffic is down ~10% overall and 32% during evenings.

Bengaluru miracle I can believe in. 🚇✨