Ganondorf Dragmire

Hello, I am Ganondorf Dragmire, KING of the Gerudos and Link's mortal (and immortal) enemy. I am currently in search of the Triforce and I WILl rule Hyrule.

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God Blessed me, because I kicked him.

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#IwishIcould have sex with Saria, Zelda, and Ruto at the same time... OH WAIT! I CAN! I HAVE THREE DICKS!

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@Trainer_Stephen My cock is harder than Link's.

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@KisameSharkman And technically, I beat Link every single time.

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@ZomgitzTony I'm playing with my HOT Gerudo women! I think I got you beat.

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@MatthewLeisher [Ganon laughs]

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@thehyliansavior Oh my! If we got Zelda in on this, WOW! She is FINE!

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#IHaveADream of snatching #Zelda, #PrincessRuto, and #Saria at the same time...

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I am Ganondorf Dragmire. I got me some Gerudo women. I got me some deku roots (AMAZING TO SMOKE). I got my bling on my forehead. #IRuleAll

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@thehyliansavior Hey, I'll meet you half way! If you can get me some of those AMAZING Deku roots, I can send some Gerudos out to hang!

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@SolJustice Sorry, I was smokin' a doobie... I forgot who I was... @TheHylianSavior's got some GREAT stash!

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@sam0ny Well, I am the most powerful immortal in Hyrule/the world.

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@thehyliansavior Anywho! Link, on a more personal note, is it just me, or are all the bars here in Hyrule LAME! We need to get some clubs!

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I am the only true Ganondorf! Leader of Gerudos, King of Hyrule, Master of Evil, weilder of the Triforce of courage! DO NOT TEST ME!

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@King_Ganondorf Brother! How are you? It has been quite a while since I have heard from you! I didn't know you had a twitter too!

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@sam0ny How about a Ganon decal instead? I'm hotter than Link!

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@pchendley [Ganon laughs]

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@NeverGiveUp__ Nevergiveup? Just give up now! There is no chance of defeating me!

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Is it just me, or does Link come off as a little... gay? I mean, really, he could have had Saria, Zelda, AND Ruto! HE DID NOTHING! #LinksGAY

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@HarleysaurusRex Then I, Ganon, am in your near future too. #GanonALWAYSwins