Why do the girls and I act like we are gonna have loads of time spare to prink when in reality we spend prinking time fannying about, someone’s lash won’t stick, someone is crying coz they look fat and someone’s been curling their hair since 1987🙄 beep beep taxis here FUCK OFF
One of the lads has been sending his scrans into the group chat for the last few weeks and they’ve reached a point where they’re too good not to share
(I can promise you all of these were eaten and none of them are a piss take)
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Fuck vaccination cards nightclubs should ask for proof that you’ve washed your arm pits in the last 24 hours, can never enjoy my wkd when the place smells like a giant packet of salt and vinegar squares