Voluptuous

RAWR, x3 nuzzles pounces on you owo you’re so warm, couldn’t help but notice ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzlez yo necky wecky ~murr~ hehe

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

Childhood is siding with the Empire vs the Stormcloaks because the Stormcloaks are racist against Elves

Adulthood is siding with the Empire against vs the Stormcloaks because you've become racist against Elves but did the math on who will make more dead Elves

[V! @ascensioVence]

Yes Battle Beast, my cancer is deep inside my body and needs an army of tiny semen that is penetrated deep inside me through my anus or mouth.

[mina ཐི♡ཋྀ @noctiir]

the worst thing about being chronically suicidal is that you don't plan for the future because you are just planning to be dead. and then it's the future and you are not dead and you've just totally fucked up your life for no reason

[Lenore 🏳️‍⚧️ @nirvanamoder]

me when waiting 30 minutes in the vc for everyone to stop talking so I can say goodbye before leaving

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@mellillaaaaa Do you think they will address the JFK plot next

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@Darktide40K The idea of running towards a beast of nurgle with two sharpened drill bits is really funny to me

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

This shit gave me more depression what the fuck Nintendo

[ポケモン公式 @Pokemon_cojp]

今回はパラセクトの話。
キノコの意思で活動するようになったパラセクト、もうパラスの姿も分からないみたい……!?
��ひ公式YouTubeチャンネルでみてね！
https://t.co/pWRcWmyfMS #ポケモン動画図鑑

[ポケモン公式 @Pokemon_cojp]

今回はパラセクトの話。
キノコの意思で活動するようになったパラセクト、もうパラスの姿も分からないみたい……!?
ぜひ公式YouTubeチャンネルでみてね！
https://t.co/pWRcWmyfMS #ポケモン動画図鑑

[Lionel @GiantOmelette]

My current predicament.

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@mellillaaaaa Would she make a loud thud if you slammed her against a wall

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@showeringfrog @mellillaaaaa Wait it’s not bloons

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@mellillaaaaa Who doesn’t like femcat boys

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“the customer is always right”

not during my shift

[໊ @sonohoor]

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@mellillaaaaa Are you sure?

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@mellillaaaaa What husband

[Voluptuous @Garbo_Panda]

@XunHe1145 @mellillaaaaa