Gareeb Aadmi

Bhookh Lagi hai

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Paise aa gaye doston. Main ja raha hoon Bhel Puri khaane, aaj tak maine sirf Bhel aadhi khayi thi @sliceit_ #ProjectPayback

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[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Udhaari itni badh gayi thi ki 2015 se munh chhupa ke ghoom raha hoon. Lekin ab yeh sab bandh. Jiski jo bhi udhari hai batao, main sab lautaoonga #ProjectPayback

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Udhaari itni badh gayi thi ki 2015 se munh chhupa ke ghoom raha hoon. Lekin ab yeh sab bandh. Jiski jo bhi udhari hai batao, main sab lautaoonga #ProjectPayback

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

@vivekagnihotri mere ghar mat aana. Hamaare paas kam kapde hain. Meri biwi beti ko dekh ke kahin aapka dimaag na Kharab ho jaye.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

@vivekagnihotri sir na mere paas paise na, na ghar, aur na Khana, uske bawajood Main Aapki tarah auraton ko harass nahi karta.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Mera beta bada hoke kisi Shehar mein 10 Rupay leke jaana chahta hai.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Main raat ko macchar se bachne ke liye bas pray karta hoon.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Main Shaadion mein nahi naachta kyunki usse khana pach jata hai.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Aaj kuch crunchy khaane ka mann tha toh sookhey pattey chaba liye.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Main makkhio ke khaane pe baith ta hoon.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Karni Sena ne jo bus jalai, usi bus ke paas soke main thand se Bach Gaya.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

ATM ki technology ka ek fayda toh hai. AC mein sone ko mil jata hai.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Kam se kam metro mein Leke toh gaye. Mere Malik toh paidal pahunchne ko Bol dete hain. https://t.co/N2VH2sLPkw

[Tarek Fatah @TarekFatah]

Even in an empty Delhi metro coach, middle-class Indians make their maids sit on the floor. A sad sight indeed. https://t.co/8LTkRw7Xip via @ThePrintIndia

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Maalik ke ghar mein LED lights hain aur mere ghar mein Traffic lights.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Ambani ki jitni ek din ki kamai hai utni toh main har roz sapne mein uda deta hoon.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Mujhe kahin jaane ke liye kapde badalne nahi, bas pehanne padte hain.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Maalik ke joote ka talwa saaf hona chahiye, taaki mere gaal na gande ho.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Joota badey size ka dena, pairo ke sath baaki samaan bhi aajayega.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Jabse har jagah sauchalya bane hain, khuley mein nahi sona padta.

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Twitter waalo, extra 140 chracters ke badley, roti mil sakti hai?

[Gareeb Aadmi @GareebGuy]

Main bohat bada feminist hoon. Apni biwi ko same treat karta hoon. Main aur woh dono Bhookey rehte hain.