Pat Belfry

I'm really only doing this for a friend, Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo.

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Diplodocus?

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All these squares make a circle.

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The spicy food here is destroying my bowels.

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@TheMay66 @willfordays #FordDays

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@willfordays I fucking love purple soda.

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``How could you be so homeless`` - Kanye West

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I can honestly say I live on an island.

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Oh boy! My butt socks have finally arrived by post.

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Why do blind people have to walk their dogs so often?

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I'm a recovering lesbian

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Dram and boose guys!! Dram and boose.... Calm reflektor!! #KingOfThePungle

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"Could you be anymore of a house!?"

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@MegMVee that always happens when I talk about my scrotem problems. #DontMeanToOffend

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@25Thorndale "Face Down, Booty Up" is also the name of the yoga studio I sometimes frequent.

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@katrinassands Glitter or Fairy Freckles #ForYourHealth

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@MegMVee I'm praying for you guys