Johnson Trombone

verry strong hombre

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if youre online youve already lost

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disgraced losers suddenly having existential crises over realizing their disgusting personalized ad content is on point

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ais and sorting algorithms rejoice, all humans can be reduced to a target demographic

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idealistic kids grow up to become scheming maniacal sociopaths because reality breaks them

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thinking about how much the systems are fucked is my main hobby outside of work, pathetically

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rambling on and on about how systems are poison without really having a game plan on fixing it

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it is a common pitfall to not take responsibility for your own life and blame literally anyone else. it's straightforward perpetual victim mentality but few will admit this because it's a really appealing belief

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all this shit is universal but none of us can get past the superficial shit and so we will continue to hate and slaughter each other until the planet finally explodes

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people will shit on other people for wanting to feel accepted and like they belong somewhere

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everyone likes to shit on the concept of safe spaces but its a much more common desire than a lot of people are willing to admit. its like a home. people like home. i dont get it. yeah youre not going to be safe everywhere but that's a lesson everyone needs to learn.

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when most people say return to tradition they just want to return to childhood. it's primarily nostalgic shit. return to whatever makes you feel cozy and like the world doesnt hate your guts. everyone is on edge all the time. people act real tough but they are deeply lost

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if ever there were a good format for in depth political / philosophical debate, it would be reply chains on twitter posts . hoo boy

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dont forget that its extremely funny that i have brain damage and trouble coping with life . whenever i post my dumb sad sack shit, thats really your cue to laugh

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imagining some dudes curb stomping me to death and then taking a breather, fist bumping then driving the f150 to zaxbys to get some epic chicken tenders

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imagining getting curb stomped to death and somehow blaming the entire situation on myself in my head

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i dont think anyone will ever hate me as much as i hate myself . so yeah, thats a win

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any time im saying words, ive already made a big fucking mistake

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im an evil person and the things i do are not righteous and good, feel free to crucify and shame me and tell me what an absolute disgrace i am, taking a huge dump on my character and then moving on with your day

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basically, shut up and listen to your elders.
also, actually fuck that these people are senile .

the real wisdom exists under the mass produced 16 oz juice bottle cap

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i think we've reached collective insanity . not sure how long its been like this but yeah we did it. lets roll it back to some form of meaningful spiritual enlightenment maybe hahha