betternotcallgargi

15 mei se 15 jaaye toh kitne bachenge? That many fucks I give about your opinion

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

I intubated the baby,
I looked at baby,
Baby looked at me,
Baby cried,
I cried too!😭😭😭

iykyk

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Satan: What did you do?
Me: Nothing wrong.
Satan: Then what are you in hell for?
Me: General category se hoon, Heaven me seat nahi mili that’s why.

[Dr. Bharat Gupta @Docbg19]

Itne to mere internship me chori hogaye.

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Have you ever grabbed pen & paper and tried to solve the Schrödinger equation, or are you normal?

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Entering into hell also requires entrance exam
We call it NEET PG🥲

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Shortly after I told this story to my non-medico siblings, my cousin and my brother got into fight
Then my cousin massaged my brother’s calf and said you’ve only got 1 hour to live😭😭😭

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 Story of everywhere😂

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Seeing follow up after rounds in medicine is like deciphering hieroglyphics😂

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 See etle j hu nathi vachti😂

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Internship completion should be taken from Cha cafe and 40 41 also TBH😌

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

If a person with Alzheimer’s forgets he had Alzheimer’s
Will he remember everything?

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 I won’t like this post 😏

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

During surgical emergency postings an intern spends more time in USG room than the casualty itself!!😛

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

In other countries: Look, this person has squint

In India: Look, this person is
Looking to London,
Talking to Tokyo

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

Happiness is...

When your exam is finished and your friends are still studying 😋

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 Especially when u wrote Barton's fracture instead of disease 🤐

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

When examiner asks you ...what's most common cause of blah blah blah in INDIA?
Betcha... answer will be Tuberculosis 🤐

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 Under exam pressure dekhne me jitna maja aata hein utna maja exam ke baad nhi aata😪

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

@beats14630234 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[betternotcallgargi @GargiMonpara]

D in G6PD stands for deficiency 😬