Mike Gargle

I love Arby’s & I’m over my ex wife (Linda)

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

I’m at DAVE AND BUSTERS where all all the BIG BOOTY B*TCHES ?!?

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

I’m back. Should I crash out?

[Saint BILL Snyder @SaintBillSnyder]

If Kstate loses to BYU I’ll shove a beefy 5 layer burrito up my ass.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

Heh more like Zoey 1 ON 1. (Me when I heard Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant in 2007)

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@elmo I know I can. All I can hear is that and of course the voices in my head speaking to be of revenge on my ex wife (Linda)

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

Throw a like in this post and help ya boi 🙏🏻

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@luvglubglub I missed you the most GlubGlub!

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

I’m conflicted man. I was the perfect age for Limp Bizkit but Fred Durst ruined backwards hats for me. :/

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@ctsykes13 are the jars for sale an Etsy thing? I’m looking to spend this tax refund check.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@trillydonovan We’re 🔙 Trilly.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

Just took a look at the sun. That shit is bright.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@elmo Found out my ex wife (Linda) was cheating on me with the staff at Dennys, Elmo. That’s what I did today.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@luvglubglub Gotta step my game up 😔

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@BarstoolBigCat Hate to say it but this one is on you.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

You mean to tell me everyone in that Siberian Orchestra is trans?

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@Cobratate Wish I had done this before my ex wife (Linda) cheated on me with the staff at Dennys.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@stephenasmith My ex wife (Linda) cheated on me with the staff at Dennys. Maybe bring that up for once? She got grand slammed Stephen.

[Clifford Miller @Cliffthecarguy]

@GargleMike @AdamSchefter Sorry to hear that, Mike. I’ve always considered Dennys staff to be scum of the earth.

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@AdamSchefter She got grand slammed 😔

[Mike Gargle @GargleMike]

@AdamSchefter Can he lend me some? My ex wife Linda took everything I got after she cheated on me with the staff at Dennys.