Many ask me “Gargoyle, when will you come back to us?” to which I respond “When the time is right, my friend.”
Is the time right? I can’t quite decide.
BREAKING
This just in, giant bug rampages through Ayr, Scotland. Many homes have been destroyed. Reports suggest that the tragedy could have been avoided if locals were “more proactive”.
@PotNoodleOW This just isn’t true… when will people figure out all you do is lie… I’m sick and tired of this nonsense I don’t even play this video game…
Everyone on this app is so stupid. I firmly believe the majority of people who post on X are clowns.
Servant @grok remove politics from my feed, I’ve had enough of this nonsense and bleach my eyes whilst you’re at it.
Hello, my loyal fans. Please only like one post at a time, it feels more genuine when I know you’ve acknowledged each of my posts individually. G-Goyle out for the night, peace and love.