Garima

yapping n napping etc/ tech, comms & zero to one things/ chief of staff somewhere, an idiot everywhere else/ views are mine but hey man i can share 👍🏽

[Garima @garimanaps]

ek boarding school in the mountains to mba from an ivy league with no real interest pipeline toh mai bhi deserve karti hoon

[Garima @garimanaps]

me to myself

[Garima @garimanaps]

she is not talking to u, keep scrollin

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

it’s true. the love of your life IS on hinge.

[Garima @garimanaps]

@NarasimhaKan me at any song

[Garima @garimanaps]

@lenka_bauda ya sometimes hahahah

[Garima @garimanaps]

@chai_speaks Praying for uncle & sending u so much love!

[Garima @garimanaps]

@chonkychihuahua UAHAHHAHAHAH i love this

[Garima @garimanaps]

@Hail_Kronos HAHHAH it’s a consultancy for spcl days where ive nth to do

https://t.co/B6ANu3shrg

[Garima @garimanaps]

#3: Guys I’m getting a looot of dms abt my seema auntie hinge services & it’s rly just a v honest profile review that u can ask ur gal pals for too! I’ve a lot of free time tmr so I’ll do some tmr, thank u n god bless

[Garima @garimanaps]

my friend had a v similar exp till i did a hinge ~ makeover ~ on his profile & he gets atleast 10-15 likes everyday now. so interesting how men truly have no idea what works for the female gaze?

[Become Unsearchable 🏳️‍🌈 @SomeLatinWord]

Men who receive likes from women Hinge are so unfathomable to me. I have been on Hinge for probably 6 years now and I have received ONE like from a woman who was almost certainly a scammer. Everyday I learn more about a whole different world which I will never be a part of

[Garima @garimanaps]

@lenka_bauda @SomeLatinWord https://t.co/B6ANu3shrg !!

[Garima @garimanaps]

#3: Guys I’m getting a looot of dms abt my seema auntie hinge services & it’s rly just a v honest profile review that u can ask ur gal pals for too! I’ve a lot of free time tmr so I’ll do some tmr, thank u n god bless

[Garima @garimanaps]

#3: Guys I’m getting a looot of dms abt my seema auntie hinge services & it’s rly just a v honest profile review that u can ask ur gal pals for too! I’ve a lot of free time tmr so I’ll do some tmr, thank u n god bless

[Garima @garimanaps]

@anirudetweets his profile was whack for suuure

[Garima @garimanaps]

@hajare_jay hahahha hmu jay, how my seema auntie approach works is I’ll review ur current hinge profile -> tell u what works n what doesn’t -> u make the changes -> n u live happily ever after

[Garima @garimanaps]

@DiveshSingla_ @SomeLatinWord hahaha you get a chance too! I just did my unique pro-bono seema auntie service for someone else on x

[Garima @garimanaps]

@SomeLatinWord hit me up!

[Garima @garimanaps]

@Hopayega09 hahahah yeah exactly

[Garima @garimanaps]

@avgspacelover same </3

[Garima @garimanaps]

thought I was pretty grounded IRL until I met my chronically offline friend & said ‘it’s giving narnia…’ mid conversation & he said ‘who is giving to narnia? ☺️’ i wish I was him

[Garima @garimanaps]

@iamdoomscroller no!! they’re talking about a person

[Garima @garimanaps]

I ~ actually ~ thought this was for a coffeeshop in mumbai & was like wow ppl RLY don’t like this cafe

[Maddy Ravi @missmaddenstein]

☕️ All the coffee tweets you've seen today are not a coincidence ☕️

A well-known cafe’s secret playbook for expansion has been revealed:
- Direct and persistent marketing to customers, often cold messaging and not taking no for an answer
- Based in Mumbai but actively looks for franchise partners in other cities
- Woos customers with the promise of heavenly, over-the-moon concoctions, as seen in Disney movies
- Flowery, poetic descriptions of various brews, none of which taste good
- Sending various photos of menu items without consideration, even when explicitly told not to by customers
- Coffee innuendo including wanting to be inside the customer and imagining the cup in their hands
- Suggesting food items which are basic and non-befitting a cafe
- Constant reminders of hydration to customers, which are off-putting when consuming a beverage
- Forcing travelling customers to visit the cafe even if they have other plans

This is a warning to all potential customers to avoid the cafe at all costs — it is overpriced, with consistently bad reviews from everyone who has ever had the misfortune of visiting and tasting any item on the menu.

And whatever you do, stay away from the tiramisu.

[Garima @garimanaps]

@janwhyy it is so strange, nvm that - im so excited abt ur brand!!!!