Girl Dad

35 M / BWC / 6’ 2” / DM Open / Snap: Vqxwells

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Safety Off.

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

“Hey Dad, wanna see my new trick?”

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough…

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

How Gen Z washes their apples…

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Her: My last boyfriend was pretty vanilla…

Me:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

How to properly use a face cunt:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

“Don’t worry I just got back from the search party… they are focusing on the other side of town. No one knows you’re here.”

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Airtight

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

“My daughter turned out fine”

Your daughter with a man twice her age posting videos online:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Me: “You’re half my age”

Her: “I grew up without a Dad”

Us:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

@StepFatherFrost If he doesn’t choke you unconscious, does he really care about you?

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Fold her like a pretzel 🥨

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Your daughter putting in the extra work to make sure she makes the cheer team this year..

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

@luvstarlace If he doesn’t beat you.. does he even really care?

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Choke on it until you start to loose brain cells…

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Your body, my choice.

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Her: I’ve been bad….

Me:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

Damn hit my DM limit…

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

My wife introducing me to the foreign exchange student who will be staying with us the next 6 months:

[Girl Dad @GarlDid]

@sluttyscarlettr This slut gets it