Wario

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲❗️

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

🟡 𝐂𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐒,

💎 𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐒,

💰 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄!

🏦 𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇!

🧄 𝐖𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀!

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

that red hat wearing chump. But what brought him into the kingdom? A personal letter from Peach herself of course! To be frank, he almost tossed the letter out without reading it. Junk mail was common. And thinking the princesses letter was junk is nothing but insulting.

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

Hungry and exhausted Wario would glance at Luigi’s house before letting himself in. He rummaged through the fridge of the green hat owner attempting to find any substance to calm his stomach.

“Terrible taste in style and food. How could ya eat this garbage.”

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

@greencladbro

It was just around lunch time when the wheels of a yellow hat wearing man would screech on the road. Making a quick left turn he was on route to Luigi’s home. Was Wario going to lay Luigi a friendly visit? Of course not! Wario was on a mission.

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

As he slammed the trunk closed as it cut to multiple holes dug throughout Luigi’s property. Wario climbed out of a hole grunting tiredly as he scratched his head looking at the map.

“Grrrrrrr! Don’t tell me I was cheated! Who wrote this huh?!”

He gruffed

[Wario @GarlicGlutton]

🟡 𝐂𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐒,

💎 𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐒,

💰 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄!

🏦 𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇!

🧄 𝐖𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀!