Molly

Honey Badger don't care.

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@bkoo "You'll be free of headaches but side effects include aggressive diarrhea, heart attacks, herpes, and imminent death"

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@ReadytoglareYT 3

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When I was little I thought being an "engineer" meant you drove a train. That thought just popped into my head so there you go.

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Black forest gummies ain't got shit on #haribo gummies

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This box just got delivered to me. Pretty sure its the one Jim Carrey kicks around in the beginning of Ace Ventura.

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My aunt : "you're talking to the dogs (yes, full blown convo mind you)
Me: "yea...and!?"
Still not sure what that has to with me asking them to find my car keys.

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Am I allowed to vape in here or is that douchey?

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

RT to pet the goodest boi
#GameofThrones

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@KendallRaeOnYT Also, be careful with kids and dogs....kids are annoying af to dogs, pulling them every which way, dog probably gave a warning nip. I'm appalled!! Fuck that dude. That's an over reaction if I've ever heard of one. My heart hurts.

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@KendallRaeOnYT Psychopath!

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I need to be on a dating app that allows for both people to be homebodies and no one gets mad that the one person would rather stay home for the night, because the other person wanted to stay home too. BUT, after a few weeks you meet up. Maybe.

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@bkoo HA! You've painted a perfect picture.

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@behindyourback Game of Thrones.

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In just about every office in the world, people are chatting with coworkers about last night's #GameOfThrones Guaranteed.

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Trying to put out fire with fire

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I'm getting old....I just asked for a vacuum for my birthday. A #Dyson, but a vacuum nonetheless.

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I feel like I replaced my love of alcohol with my love of sleep.

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I'm going to HR with a new proposition. People, that are obviously sick, and cough into the air without regard to anyone around, deserve a throat punch. We'll see what she says.

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It seems like I'm always hungryest RIGHT after brushing/ rinsing.