Everyone Loves Garret

Most of the things I say should never be taken seriously

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

Don’t watch soccer but there are fireworks going off in LA so Mexico must’ve won

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@FearedBuck That’s a fake cop

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

I used to go to raves. Now I go to Disneyland

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@DiscussingFilm Romy and Michele's High School Reunion with a different name

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@jeanette_lund @Knutspild @UPS @norway 1 it’s expedited, and 2 always use DHL for international shipments it’s cheaper.

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@brwnbttwn Facts now I gotta find cool rings

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@brwnbttwn Gotta save the ring finger for my potential wedding

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

Currently trying to convince my girlfriend to go see the Melania movie so we can have sex in an empty theater

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@buttritoh @sourboys Wow you’re sour

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

I’m definitely hosting bbqs this summer

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@morrisseyenjoyr Bay Blades are

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@Mag0Berry Is that me in “C”?

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@seattleiminyou Wowza

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

I’ll be the first to say it… Marty Supreme wasn’t that great

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@MrBeast @mymixtapez Exactly what I was thinking Jimmy boy, can I compete for money now?

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

@seattleiminyou You mean built perfectly

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@mayahiga @AlveusSanctuary Followed Merry Christmas my dude

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Should I cop?

[Everyone Loves Garret @GarretLA_]

Really tempted to buy the $50 Pamala Anderson pickles