Garrett Watts

wake up, class, homework, football, sleep, repeat

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

Seriously. Not a RAGER!

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

Hey everybody. There is not a Rager at my house tonight. NO RAGER. Farewell party to say goodbye before I leave for my mission. NOT A RAGER

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

We enjoy Despicable Me 2 #uncle #nephew #roadtrip http://t.co/1tFxC024ZS

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

May God have mercy on 2018... #poorbasics #reapers #theirlivessuck http://t.co/rdko2QHVXH

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

So bored. No car. Heeeeeeelp pleeeease

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

In honor of In-processing day Good luck 2018! You're gonna need it... http://t.co/WJiL3Cl2Sf

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@laurasellshells you goin to Josh's?

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

2018 it's gonna suck. But if you stick with it you'll be glad you did. sound off and embrace the suck #USAFA #I-Day #YourAcademy

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@kbsoccergirl12 @Ahmanduurs try not to cry from pain, just my kind words (: it'll make me feel better about my style of comedy

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@kbsoccergirl12 @Ahmanduurs some times when youre feeling worthless just remember that youre not. Your organs are worth at least a few grand

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@kbsoccergirl12 @Ahmanduurs that's what I'm here for

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@kbsoccergirl12 @Ahmanduurs sucks to suck ya ginga whore

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You know why gingers burn so easily? It's because they don't have a soul so they're like vampires except technically they're alive I guess

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@kbsoccergirl12 @Ahmanduurs Katie, your ginger. You shouldve never gone outside in the first place. IGNORANCE TAKE A LAP! Amanda ur just SOL

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@Ahmanduurs @kbsoccergirl12 2 words. Aloe- vera

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@Ahmanduurs @kbsoccergirl12 😂😂😂😂

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

"I have a great idea. Let's watch a scary movie by yourself tonight." "Excellent idea Garrett!" #ifyouhearscreaming #itsalreadytoolate

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@A_Henline72 so you could talk to me in while I'm chillin at the airport

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@DuncanBoone_23 @A_Henline72 @816drew @BickNottoms don't apologize. Fix the issue

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_77]

@DuncanBoone_23 @A_Henline72 he also forgot to mention @816drew and @BickNottoms