Garrett Watts

Current bug/future ghost. Video maker. Never learned my times tables. Very good at eating breakfast burritos. Biz: [email protected]

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night:

- lil’ pot of water
- pickle & Swiss cheese
- left airpod w/ Frank Ocean playing

This morning I let him go & he hopped away happily.

I miss him & hope he’s good

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I posted this on Garrett Unhinged one week ago today, and y’all have already made it the most viewed video on that channel.

Thank you for embracing something I hesitated to create, for your equally vulnerable comments, and for being so receptive to both its absurdity and its message 💕

https://t.co/Sdzi0BFTAf

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I don’t want to talk about this one. But also I do. It’s complicated. I LOVE YOU ENJOY.

It has never gotten this bad *CLEAN WITH ME^
https://t.co/XlfR4tHB6S

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Things got… really bad.
You’ll see. Tomorrow.

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@RotBoy69 I used to let his TikTok’s loop for hours. One-in-a-million voice. Also, Thank you for posting this link! I was not aware but you have done a good thing here, thank you 💚

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Just found out I lost an internet homie today. He was so funny and lovely and had one of the most beautiful fascinating voices I’ve ever heard. I just wanted to share his voice with you today. The stuff he says at the end absolutely took me out and his use of “Vacant B*tch” will live in my head forever. Rest easy Matty 💕

https://t.co/HP3O2vbdi6

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Do yall ever just think like “damn I need to be on a train right now”

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@SEXYVlLLAlN SHE IS

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No joke all I ever wanna do is kick it with my mom. God I love her so much.

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@janiz1998 The new God Of War looks so 🔥 but my most hyped game at the moment is Stranger Than Heaven @STH_Game by @RGGStudio dude I could cry it looks so cool

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

NEW UNHINGED FOR YOU KIDDOS.

You wanted more of me in Japan well baby that is what you GET.

ENJOY. I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CREATE THINGS FOR YOU FOR A LIVING 💕

“Walking around Tokyo alone at 5AM
and eating 7-Eleven”
https://t.co/kp9DBJTS8u

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No relationship is more special than your best friend’s mom from high school who lowkey hated you but also loved you a lot.

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@SonySantaMonica That was incredible oh my god dude 🔥

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

@XoxoMalMal He will.

Happy Birthday! 🎂 🦖 💕

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@wack4you You know what, it never did, but I need to do something for my birthday that’s coming up and I think you just gave me a great idea.

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@CultureCrave Just actual straight-up bitterness. People who can’t shine hate to see somebody else do it. We gotta root for him and every young Director trying to do good by film, and Mark Duplass is awesome to speak on it 🙌🏻

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@youtube_hah Cut it in a can of Diet Coke I wish I was joking or had somebody cooler to tell you.

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I’ve been seeing your comments and if more of my silly ass in JAPAN is what you want then baby, that is what you’re gonna GET. Already 100 hours into this edit fueled by your love, my delusion, and one trillion tiny Diet Cokes 💕 SEE YOU LATER THIS WEEK FOR NEW UNHINGED…

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@GermanStrands Wow. 100,000 times better. Amazing what small tweaks can do to the vibe of an entire project 🔥

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Update: the good folks at @Dell are my heroes and swooped in like champs and helped ya boy with ease and GRACE 🥲

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@Dell @MichaelDell @DellCares @DellCaresPRO @SpencerGBull please forgive my spamming of the “@“ function but I’m a desperate man 😅

I have been trying to get my hands on a U4025QW monitor and myself, and countless others, genuinely have no idea what the state of this moniter is anymore 😭

It might honestly be the greatest productivity monitor on earth right now, but it has seemingly been Thanos-snapped out of existence with no explanation. Nobody online knows if it’s discontinued, being replaced with an updated version soon, or if it’s simply been sold out for months.

Meanwhile resellers are out here exploiting the situation and asking absolutely unhinged prices for them 😔

I am trying to give y’all my money and an informed official reply on the current state of the U4025QW could remedy some massive widespread confusion. Even if the new one is coming I’m happy to wait, but I just don’t wanna be in the dark and have to go with an inferior company/product. Please give us a definitive answer and I will love you forever 💕