Garrett Dean

I’m pretty good at not a lot of things

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

Patriots THICKEST Sales Professional.

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Bad world to be raising a daughter in right now. How can I teach her to grow up and be strong when choices are being made for her.

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Y’all fuck waxing backs…

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I recently turned 24 and I will say this is the first pen I’ve ever from start to finish drained completely. I’m very proud of myself at this moment!

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

@Jaaada__ Yooo who tf is his flower guy?!?! Them bitches be pricey!!!

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@aaandreaaah Mines a big pot that says TOOLS. Idk where it came from.

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@malewis520 How did you manage to share this incredible news with half of twitter!?!?! Best of luck to the two of you!!!

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

It was the right call to make but I was really hoping to find some empty seats a few rows up know what mean.

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@MorganWallen Ayyyyeeee Yo! We partying it up tonight orrrr we gon catch ya later on?

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Shiiiiit man….

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

@brewerhannah19 @shenna_brook My grandparents don’t even like each other enough to sleep in the same room…

[andrea⚛️ | BLM @aaandreaaah]

Lmao at the start means I’m laughing at what you said, lmao at the end means I’m laughing at what I said. Both are often necessary

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

@aaandreaaah My wife will often judge me when I do this. I’m glad some you’ve shed light on this!

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@aaandreaaah She says she will hang them at the end but it’s well known in our house that even if it’s on Christmas Day… Your gonna hang those ornaments.

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

Sometimes I’ll eat healthy for a week or so, then I’ll eat chips and sweets for an entire weekend just to be amazed at what comes out my ass.

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

Tough crowd these days….

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@KeelaStevens As a guy I completely understand where he’s coming from!

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Someone call Life Alert!

[Garrett Dean @GarrettLuvChevy]

Y’all anyone have a ridiculously large gold chain I can borrow for a weekend?

[Onyx🌑 @Allanah_Morales]

If my mama had passed I would be doing crack. I do not blame Sha’Carri at all