Garrett Olson

XXIX | UMN ‘18 🎓 | MPLS ➡️ LA

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

“Where you from?”

“Minnesota”

“Where in Minny?”

“Owatonna”

“Ohh ok what’s that by?”

“Rochester, Mankato, Faribault, etc”

“Um where?”

“Minneapolis.... I’m from Minneapolis. I live in the sculpture garden. I am the cherry on the spoon.”

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

@trevor12olson You out in 3 pitches sit downnnnn

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

I hit 84.5 mph on the gun the other day.

Might start pursuing my minor league dream?

@Twins hit me

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Jalen Brunson’s base is so insane to me

[parks 🦆👍 ¹⁶⁷⁷ ²⁰⁶⁵ ⁶⁰ ³⁵ @allstarvatrano]

If you think THIS was Poehling EMBELLISHING, hard block me right now.

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Donte got hurt is what happened

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

During the regular season, 39% of the Wolves' shot *volume* were 3s. Right around league average. They ranked 15th in the league in 3-point shot frequency.

But they haven't touched that volume of 3s in any game in this series against San Antonio -- which seems a little backwards, given the presence of Wemby at the rim.

Regular season: 39% of shot volume
Game 1: 27% of shot volume
Game 2: 29% of shot volume
Game 3: 37% of shot volume
Game 4: 27% of shot volume
Game 5: 35% of shot volume

Asked Naz Reid why he thinks that has happened.

"I'm not sure, honestly. I don't know, honestly... I think they're there to be had. We just gotta make the right play."

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Can we cut Julius before the series is over?

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

If the Wolves play disciplined and selfless they can legit beat anybody on any given night.

Let’s replicate tonight in game 4.

[Jonah @Huncho_Jman]

They got bad defenders but we got Jaden McDaniels

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Ayo’s having a Naz Reid game 🥹🥹🥹

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

my body can’t tell the difference between a life threatening situation and the Timberwolves playoff experience

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Can’t lie we might gotta get DWade off the mic…

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

@IsaiahNeal You wouldn’t regret it

[Bet105 @bet_105]

Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

@Joeaton58 That game felt so drunk

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

How much of these collapses fall on Finchy? #Wolves

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

Filthy filthy filthy

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

TRAE IS THE GREATEST PLAYER I HAVE EVER SEEN

[Garrett Olson @GarrettOlson_]

“Hey it’s Garrett w the Timberwolves. I saw you came to a game last season on a free ticket transfer - how was it? ……. Oh great! Glad you had fun. Want to come watch these guys (dudes below) on a full season ticket package?”

What a time it was cold calling for that roster 😭

[em wolf @emilee_wolf]

people forget a short time ago (2019) when the starting lineup for the Minnesota Timberwolves was, at one point: Treveon Graham, Robert Covington, Gorgui Dieng, Jarrett Culver and Shabazz Napier.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

you literally can‘t convince me there’s a better mixtape than this