Garrett

Hater. Future Mayor of Orlando. Football Extremist 7x r/cfb suspension 🏆@playbookpod

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Baker 3 is the best piece of visual media ever produced

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Remember everything is fake

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@ByronDonalds Fuck you

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

You’re gunna tell me we’ve been to space when the garage door opener for my shop doesn’t work from 10 feet away…?

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Glass Half Empty
Feast or Famine
Boy, Oh Boy
Birds Of A Feather
Rumple Mints
Bump In The Night
Ba-BOOM
Strike Three
Post Up
Grin and Bear It
Air Dry
Doug McGillicuddy

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Today is the 152nd running of the Kentucky Derby and along with that comes my 2026 Horse names list.

Juice Box
Pen Pal
Late For Class
Key Smash
Ghost Kitchen
Paid In Full
Tapioca
Ride Along
Brucie
Tag You’re It
Byproduct
Everybody has an Uncle John
Unstoppable Forse

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Immovable Object
Silver Spoon
No, This is Patrick
Puff, Puff, Pass
Put me in coach
A Minute to Strategize
D20
Asleep at the Wheel
Hullabaloo
Piggy Bank
Cake Walk
Below Expectations
Rank and File
Hazardous Waste

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Hey Jimmy Fallon, fuck you (you’re probably a nice guy) but what you did to Survivor is a crock of shit

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Fuck Chris Collinsworth

[UCF Men’s Hoops 🌴 @UCF_MBB]

Go Knights March ON

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@AlexDonno Reality

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

This is good, I love the government

[AF Post @AFpost]

After releasing 3.5 million files, half of the 6 million-document Epstein archive, the DOJ has announced that it has concluded its disclosure and won’t release any more files.

Follow: @AFpost

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Never forget that the government will always hate you and think you’re stupid

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Coach makes a great point. As the first commissioner of college football these are the things I would do to help protect the interests of both players and universities

[Rhett Lashlee @rhettlashlee]

Something has to be done. College football has to end sooner. We don’t need 2-3 weeks between the end of the season and the playoffs starting. Jan 1 end is ideal. Max one week later. Push the season up. Get the games played. We continue to do things that don’t make any sense.

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Hey @Raiders @TomBrady I’m available for a HC interview and can have a staff in Vegas asap

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Hey @AtlantaFalcons I am available for a Head Coach interview and can have a staff in Atlanta by 10pm

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Mateer is very good at football

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

Notre Dame has to be the biggest collection of losers on earth. I have no respect for them. Cry and cry until you get your way. LOSERS

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Next year’s CFP stands to introduce change - even if it isn’t expanded.

An MOU signed in 2024 assigns each P4 champ an AQ + a top-12 guarantee for Notre Dame.

Using those rules, Duke would be in the field this year instead of JMU and ND instead of Miami.
https://t.co/CDQXJbwMuY

[Garrett @GarrettPower]

This is insane. These people are so fucking evil they’re trying to steal youth sports and put them behind a paywall. NEVER FORGET everyone hates you and thinks you’re too stupid to care about things like this. Do not let these goblins steal normal life and experiences from you

[The Lever @LeverNews]

🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.