Garry Hansen

Harmless drudge

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Escher was a great artist, but a lousy architect.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Sure-fire way to tell the weeds from the good plants in my garden: Is it thriving? Yes? It's a weed.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

@kittythefool I was reading a Maclean’s magazine at my dentist and there was a little article about you driving yourself to New York to perform on Letterman. I was intrigued, so I bought a copy of Failer and it blew me away. I now own every album and have seen you live three times.

[Julia Wright @thewrightpage]

Wandering the streets of Vancouver in 1971, young photographer Bill Pope snapped this young couple panhandling with a sign that says 'HELP - TRYING TO GET HOME TO NEW BRUNSWICK. KISSES 25 CENTS.”

Over 50 years later, he's is hoping to find them Anyone recognize these two?

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

@kittythefool Such a great show in Fredericton tonight. It was great to see you in a venue where you could rock out.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

@Justahoody Checks out.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

When a loved one passes away, there will be many things you will wish you had said to them while they were alive. Your loved ones are still alive. Say those things now.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Thinking of running the Boston Marathon. Anyone know what time it starts? Also, how long is it? I can do, like, four klicks, as long as I can walk part of the way. Do I have to register or something?

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

I didn’t even realize Kraft MADE beer.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Wait -- wasn't yesterday Ground Hog Day?

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

@kittythefool @hannahmusic Look at what my Facebook memory was today:

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

You know you're getting old when you have a favourite snow shovel.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

@rickyricksmusic Yay. Very yah. My dream guitar.

[Elizabeth Christie @homeonSaunders]

Last night our friend Don Bosse was awarded the @FredPlayhouse Honours. When we moved to F'ton in '02 we didn't know we would make a life for ourselves here. Craig joined Don's STU Jazz in '03. A vibrant arts scene builds community & keeps people here - just part of Don's legacy.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Based on the number of lawn signs, our next MP will be someone named Sold.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

I have to stop watching news about CPAC. Sometimes I feel like the US is like the big man on campus -- smart, good looking and athletic. He can be a bit of a jerk when he gets drunk, but he always apologizes when he sobers up. And then he started using meth.

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Remember how everyone thought the Australian fire at the beginning of 2020 was going to be the worst thing ever? And then the pandemic hit. Of course, that was before December, when the alien invasion sparked the zombie apocalypse. Whew -- what a year.

[Tabatha Southey 🇨🇦 @TabathaSouthey]

To be fair, many in Canada pronounce "Tucker" with an "f."

[Garry Hansen @GarryHansen47]

Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but I think Cardi B’s “WAP” is really about sex.

[St. Thomas Alumni @StThomasAlumni]

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