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[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Hii ni local gani nimejipata on a Monday wanauza hadi quarter ya wine😂🙌🏼

[Karizz🔥 @karizdavirgin]

Leo tumescan pombe ikaleta teargas mamae

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Deer resting in shade look like a couple of Giant Snails 🐌 🐌

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Ukibudgetia clean money ata fanta baridi huezi onja😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwa sisi payslip holders, tunakatwa:

30% for payee
6% for NSSF
2.75% for SHA
1.5% for afakable housing

40% of my payslip

16% VAT applied on everything.

56% of my earnings go to gava. 11/20 workdays gone.

Alafu some mathafakin tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arteta celebrating Man City’s downfall… then realises he was part of the fraud.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Fyi, I'm a CPA-K. Inakuwaga an added advantage kama unatafta kazi ya udereva.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

The thief in your class when he sees you writing your name on your new calculator

[Liloh♡ @Liloh254]

Huyu ameintroduce baby mama ati relative from baby’s side😂😂

[Natttyyy🤎 @Lownarh]

Walileta counterfeits tukahamia kwa chai
Kumekuwa na shortage ya maziwa tukahamia kwa kahawa
Sasa wameendea pia waburundi akiz
Heh WANTAM!!

[lsagi Bahadur @howboutdizznutz]

People accepting compliments on their AI pics is some borderline identity crisis shit 😭

[David @NopContext]

El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro:

[nate. @fjxr_]

asking a girl out is scary bro
what if she says yes

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌍 Ismaila Sarr’s agent Diomansy Kamara statement.

“Statement from Ismaila Sarr’s agent Diomansy Kamara: “The cases of Ismaila Sarr and Lamine Camara must all interrogate us.

“We have to get out of this logic where the African player can sometimes give the feeling that he is just a commodity: you buy it, you set its price, you negotiate its future and, too often, your will seems to go to the background.

“Our African players deserve respect. The respect of their work. The respect of their career. Respecting their ambitions. The respect of their voices.

“A transfer shouldn't just be a matter of two clubs and numbers. Behind every contract, there's a man, a career, dreams and life choices.

“The fact that clubs can sometimes have the final word is a reality of professional football. But one question remains: what about the career and the will of the player?

“The player must be able to be heard and respected in the decisions that determine his future.

“Let's never forget what's important: behind every success, it's the players who write history first.”

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

“Yamal is doing too much”
Me if I was stoke city 4th choice reserve goalkeeper https://t.co/qLKUI0XrcK

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

“Whose pussy is this”

Her: *moans to avoid the question* 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[G L E A M ✦ @GleamX0]

don't let a stranger u met in the hospital separate u from ur partner 🥲

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭