Gareth Evans

''He must become greater and greater, and I less and less.'' John 3:30

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@LFCTransferRoom @FootballCliches

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches Adjudication panel - I work for a church as a children and youth worker. Planning to teach a Bible story and come across an excellent bit of both in the wild.

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches I saw this in very remote Zambian school in 2012. Standout of many random football shirts

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches https://t.co/43HY4EbDPu - 2:50ish to the end -

Not having ‘they are banging, quite literally, on the Brentford door’, for someone hitting the post. Always thought of ‘the door’ as a figurative idea, and banging at it was applying lots of pressure. Is the goal/post the door?

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches Had some thoughts on fan park DJ behaviour, and what’s okay for them to do or not. Good to hear your thoughts.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Explaining what Toblerone is to somebody that’s never had one

#EURO2024

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches Had ‘Southgate is his own harshest critic’. If so, he must have written some terrible things about himself on Twitter. Is this ever true for a manager?

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@IanW1874 @FootballCliches https://t.co/xCnZPygRMx

[Dan Tracey @dantracey1983]

If Trent Alexander-Arnold was called Ian Alexander-Arnold, there is no way co-commentators would just call him 'Ian'

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@mackemmark33 @FootballCliches https://t.co/xCnZPygRMx

[Dan Tracey @dantracey1983]

If Trent Alexander-Arnold was called Ian Alexander-Arnold, there is no way co-commentators would just call him 'Ian'

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches TAA came off in the 69th minute. Shearer, on co-comms, said: ‘He’s done well in there, Trent. Certainly in that first 30-35 minutes’

If someone only plays well for 30 out of 69 minutes, have they qualified for such praise as ‘he’s done well in there?’.

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches (70:22-34), Kane brought down a long ball, & comms said, ‘Kane, nicely collected.’ He was fouled, and comms he’d ‘BEEN nicely collected there.’

Can someone who’s fouled have been NICELY COLLECTED? Doesn’t seem right. And even if you could, it sasnt an impressive enough foul.

[James @jgraver7]

Commentator calling Hanley a “no-nonsense defender” when I have in fact seen him produce plenty of nonsense in the past.

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches 08 Arshavin and Zhirkov

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches GK: 04 Ricardo; 12 Hart

DF: 21 Spinazzola; 16 Gunter; 96 Pearce; 00 P Neville

MF: 12 Pirlo; 16 Payet; 04 Katsouranis/Karagounis; 96 Gazza

FW: 08 Nihat; 12 Balotelli; 04 Baros/Koller; 16 Eder; 16 Robson-Kanu; 04 Charisteas; 88 V Basten

Manager: 16 C. Ronaldo

Corners: 16 Kane

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches Always Shaqiri

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Just ordered a wi-fi signal booster - a real "last piece of the jigsaw" signing, I think

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@FootballCliches a slightly different footballer’s names in things

[Glen Scrivener @glenscrivener]

This is like discovering The Wreck of the Titan was written 14 years before the Titanic:

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

@OllieGoldsmith Mate - I don't know what this means, but it sounds qualityyy! Congrats, Ol! 🎓🎉

[Gareth Evans @Garth___Vader]

WOW

[Bible Society @biblesociety]

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