Gary Joynes

queller of uprisings ,righter of wrongs , overthrower of governments and all round top bloke

[Gary Joynes @Gary_Joynes_]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Can I have defence?

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@easyJetholidays hi there I’m trying to book a city break to Berlin but the website isn’t clear on something please can you help me?

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@RAC_Care Thank you

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@RAC_Care hi there please can you help. I am trying to book a battery replacement but everytime I get to the payment section I get this page :-

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@snowoverrain @kent_police

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Divide and rule. Same pattern every single time.

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@Posted_to_BAOR Whilst in the RAF I along with many others was told to attend a pre deployment briefing at 16:00. When I arrived at 15:45 I was given a bollocking for being late as everyone else was already there

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@GaryDelaney @NTRLincoln Loved your gig at Lincoln last night and if it all goes wrong at least you’ve got your job at the Beauty Salon!

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@BloodNelsons

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@AndyNufc48

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@SabirahLohn It’s a station not a base !

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@C130TheHerc Goose bay

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@MikeRGlenn Given the life expectancy of a henchman I suspect they don’t a pension department. Can you still Henchman or is it Henchperson now?

[John Nichol ✈ @JohnNicholRAF]

RT for chance to win a signed copy of BLITZ - out in May.
For too long ‘The Blitz’ has been framed as a few desperate months in 1940/41 mainly affecting London. But attacks were far more widespread, far more devastating, & for most of the war.
The BLITZ story is now told afresh:

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@pitchblacksteed Vanished like an old oak table

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@pitchblacksteed A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

Guilty as uncharged: