Gary

Costco corporate calls me ‘the incident.’ Not a nickname. I also know why the rotisserie chicken hasn’t gone up since 2009. Never telling.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

The world isn’t fair… but I’m wearing a fedora, so it’s fair enough for me.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@purehoops35 Do me a favor. Sit on your couch, grab your remote, press on, search for Live games during the season, click on one, and shut the fuck up.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@_Milanmulaa Aww, embarrassing yourself on twitter because you made a couple thousand dollars off a man you couldn’t keep is really where we’re at in society. Finessing him and his family is her greatest accomplishment. 😭

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

Bar

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@Nick__NC Whores are like oxygen. You don’t know why, but you just feel better when they’re around.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@Nick__NC Whores are like oxygen. You don’t know why, but you just feel better when they’re around.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

If you woke up in 1940 right now. What’s the first thing you do?

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@jayshard @FearedBuck Bro you’re crazy 🤣🤣🤣

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@AnimatedTitties And to add. 2 types of men game. Those that can afford too and those that are broke and have nothing else to do. Clearly you date broke niggas 😭

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

If he ain’t a gamer then he cracking another hoe behind your back when he not home. You a fool. And that’s why you’re single. And most likely gonna be somebody grandma one day talking about. “If that man wants to stay home and play the game let him.” Cuz you think like an imbecile in your youth.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@jeremy_kazieva @TheHeatCentral @DwyaneWade

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@BronCFC Bro he’s like 16 😭most teenagers are. You act like this kid is silver spooned from birth

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@LegionHoops @BannedMacMahon You can just look at this nigga and know he’s billingual from his face

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@Aije2K @SiimplyGrinding Trash

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@deew09067 @ItsKingSlime Damn fr?

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@xoshant_ That looks natural to you

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@mymixtapez Noo way

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@Kingstunna323 @ItsKingSlime

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@NBA2KMovement This is Last airbender hoops. Gliding around the hardwood.

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@KobesoGoated @ItsKingSlime

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@tionaxoxo @tionaluv Duh bitch

[Gary @GaryAtCostco]

@rsrealtor7727 @ItsKingSlime Nigga this is you in your profile pic