Garalt Canton

Tired of dull, grey days?
Give me €150,000 and live in the South of France. Hurry while stocks last!

[Garalt Canton @GaryCanton]

http://t.co/t7Yusu7n "That's you" is one of my favorite games to play with my husband when we see disgusting people.

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I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers. http://t.co/3hDPVhKP

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http://t.co/yqXAdbNb I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.

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Losing Weight! http://t.co/6JM3bXi4

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Raspberry ketones, miracle fat burner? If Dr. Oz says so http://t.co/NFgWNeYY

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Tweet me if you want to be part of The Twits - Twitter's only real time badly written Soap.....

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@RyanBabel - How Dutch are YOU!??! You go to the cop shop for about €9?
Dude, there are limits to principle.

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Even though he's a Manc, I'm hoping that Anderson makes a full recovery from that crash. I am also sending my best wishes to Gary Ablett.

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Months ago Javier Mascherano was worth over £25 million to Rafa Benitez - Now he's not even worth £15 million - reflect on that, Mascher.

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Chindongu of the Day: The entire BP public relations department. How else can they insult Americans? It beggars belief.

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I am applying for a new passport soon with an up to date photo of me. Customs officials of the world beware!

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The Lonely Island - A Cure for everything that's wrong with our cliché'ed culture - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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I have a doubt that any head covering is able to contain this lady even a diving helmet, I'm SERIOUS! - @JihadPunk77

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Where will the next literary movement occur? She has a better idea than most: @mock_ing_bird

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Message to Richard Dawkins - How could you possibly deny the existence of this guy? My guess is jealousy. @jesus

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Have discovered that Bar 4 Chemins has reliable WiFi - santé!