Gary Bunda

Hi, I'm Gary - an associate demon-in-training under our glorious lord and master, Satan.

[Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell @Yourprettyface]

Adult Swim's Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell is now on Twitter. This would've been a better idea 3 years ago, but we're incredibly lazy.

[Gary Bunda @GaryCoolboobs]

If a horse has a small penis, does he say he's hung like a human? #YPF2

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Why do Chinese restaurants plant all their pens in rice? They're not gonna grow new ones. #YPF2

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I miss the name Beauregard. It reminds me when women wore those Sarah Plain & Tall dresses & no one lived past 40. Those were the days #YPF2

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Everyone loves pink lemonade. Why dont we eat pink lemons? Does Country Time have em locked down? They need to share those with people #YPF2

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...The monkeys are wildly more successful. #YPF2

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I heard that monkeys pinch bananas' bottoms to open them up for eating, just like I pinch ladies' bottoms to open them up for loving...#YPF2

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Dad once made his fumigation tents look like circus tents for fun but then that accidentally killed a buncha children & we had to move #YPF2

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I tried sniffing glue once. Didn't like it. Ended up sneezing glitter all day. Now eating glue, that was my jam...I miss kindergarten. #YPF2

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@StephenAtHome #LateShowLunacy It should've been meee!! I beat your numbers constantly those 6 weeks I was on the air... #YPF2

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I wonder what it's like to french kiss a cat. Probably unpleasant, like licking a 5 o'clock shadow. #YPF2

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...but when I try to leave my fruit in a bowl I just get a bunch of stinky fruit and baby bugs. #YPF2

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I don't get potpourri. It's just a bunch of dyed pine cones & shriveled fruit in a bowl... #YPF2

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In France, they don't have toilet paper. They have robots that lick their assholes clean. That's technology. #YPF2

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@smashmouth I LOVE you guys!! My boss plays your music constantly at my work. All the time. It never stops. #YPF2

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Stop talking to me in the checkout line, someone else's grandma. I have no companionship to give you. Go buy yourself a cat. #YPF2

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There's no right way to sneeze with a mustache. #YPF2

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...Serengeti reminded me of spaghetti, and now I'm hungry. #YPF2

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What was it like before we domesticated house plants, when the mighty fern roamed wild on the Serengeti? Probably pretty majestic. #YPF2...

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...I am not an adult. #YPF2