Gary Gossips the first

That’s me, screaming into the void. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Some of you have never needed to beg your older siblings permission to play video games and it shows

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

My point of course being that of course they didn’t know that that one Deadpool was Ryan Reynolds. A real needle in a haystack situation

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

If only there weren’t 100000000000 Deadpools at every con taking pictures with people and being little scamps

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Reynolds went around SDCC and took photos with fans in his Grey Deadpool costume without them realizing it was him.

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Yknow, for some shows (Game of Thrones) that’s probably for the best

[ز @ynjs4rt]

sometimes when i get emotionally attached to a show i don't watch the last episode so it doesn't end for me

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Disney really has just been stumbling into success for awhile now huh

[Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes]

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner remembers being pitched KINGDOM HEARTS, but he doesn't remember why he greenlit the game.

"I don't."

(https://t.co/udnZCCeipI)

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Not to be pedantic but he was always both Ebenezer and Scrooge

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp.

“Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Everyone else is saying Pringle and I say one of those medieval hats you see women wear in movies

Though it also does look like a Pringle

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Kansas City Chiefs have released the first renderings for their stadium that is set to open in 2031.

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

We are reaching levels of social delusion previously undiscovered

[New York Post @nypost]

Meet the 'cemetery stalkers' who'll pay $200K to be buried next to their celeb idols: 'Opportunity to spend eternity with them' https://t.co/T1YBVKeEp6

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Then again, I probably shouldn’t be expecting the guy who lied about being a lawyer in the first place to be the legalist of legal eagles

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Watching the show Suits and there is just some thrilling highly illegal legal work going on here

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

@RedEyeInspect Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a feature and not a bug. I loved those metal rings lol

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

This looks like those toy rings that you could expand and contract and flatten that were all the rage like twelve years ago

[Freedom Journal @sv_journal]

God Bless El Salvador. 🇸🇻

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

I thought in my wayward youth that I had encountered danger with Hawaiian.

I have now seen true evil in this world.

[Tommo @LUFC1992_v2]

This is breakfast pizza from @caseysgenstore

Oh. My. Days.

The photo does NOT do it justice.

Egg on pizza? Shouldn’t work but somehow it’s incredible! 🍕 🤤

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Honestly that’s probably insulting to your local high school production of Shrek the Musical

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Yes!
I’ve always wanted a Shrek ride that looks like your local high school production of Shrek the Musical

[LaughingPlace.com @laughingplace]

FIRST LOOK: Take a ride on Shrek and Fiona's Happily Ogre After at @universalkidstx!

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Why do I feel like ocarina of time was Nintendo’s break in case of emergency and the switch two was the moment?

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

Scrolling on Etsy, and for some reason, the gardening search is full of AI postings.

Please believe me when I say you are never going to natural grow this in your yard.

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

So we sell Pokémon cards where I work, and it’d be funny how absolutely obvious scalpers were if they weren’t so scummy.

Like yeah, I’m sure your grandkids really need their cards so desperately you need to know when the truck comes.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Thanks, Zach at Target for enforcing the rules, so that everyone else can get Pokemon cards, too.

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

@m1cr0w_ #bestmathteacherinourschool

[Gary Gossips the first @GaryGossips]

@youtooz Cactus juice. It’ll quench ya. Nothings quenchier. It’s the quenchiest