Mark

🍀⚽️🧗🏼🏌🏻‍♂️

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Source tells me Kirk is stable.

Please god

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

‘Dad what was the ai boom like?’

‘Well it mostly threatened to kill me and take my job but it once had Homer Simpson sing starlight w such emotion that it brought a tear to my eye.’

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

you’re just blatantly not me nan

[GameJoker @GameJoker_]

GTA 6 + DLSS 5

[Mark @GaryGrillman]

I’m on my hands and knees here. please can we just sign a proper holding midfielder

[Anthony Joseph @AnthonyRJoseph]

Celtic are closing in on the signing of Chelsea striker Shim Mheuka.

It’s understood the England U19 international is undergoing a medical in London today, ahead of a possible loan move to the Scottish champions.

@SkySportsNews revealed last month that Mheuka, 18, had agreed terms on a new deal with #CFC until the summer of 2033.

(w/@psmithXI)

[Mark @GaryGrillman]

@CelticFC genuinely our worst ever result

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league.

🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O

[brent @murrman5]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

[Mark @GaryGrillman]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 3

[Steven Marwick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸 @SMarwickYes]

This is remarkable and incredibly worrying for democracy. A French government agency detected interference from an Israeli firm in the Scottish Parliament elections, but the UK Labour (friends of Israel) Government won’t release more info in case it harms relations with Israel.

[jason @jm0ney666]

why does the automatic pilot in AIRPLANE (1980) look kinda like he’s gonna carry the flame

[august @regularaugust]

This is what every tweet about Obsession is like

[Jan Venegoor of Citylink @GaelicRoadSign]

The way Scotland is portrayed as Whisky, Tunnock teacakes, irn bru is actually quite offensive btw. We pretty much invented everything and you have this shite.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Mark @GaryGrillman]

Sickened

[Swansea City AFC @SwansOfficial]

GOALLLLL! Elijah Just 🔥

🦢 2-0⚫️

#SwansPreSeason

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga finna carry the flame

[guy @guysxtn]

there’s definitely a character in recent history that he has a very close resemblance to

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the new guy at work:

[Mark @GaryGrillman]

the BBC continues to deliver

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Why firefighters are warning against buying fake football shirts ⚠️🔥