Gary Hartley

Founder of SCAFFOLD - a platform for queer culture • Creative Director • Standard Bank Ovation Award winner • M&G 200 (2021). [email protected].

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

I’m thrilled to announce my debut work of short fiction, 4 VESTA, is OUT NOW ☄️ https://t.co/qUwGX3hw2S

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

So my guess is Serena makes a comeback during grass court swing. Maybe a warm-up tournament or two and then Wimbledon.

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

Kenya did not win that lip synch 🙃#DragRace

[Pieter Du Toit @PieterDuToit]

Pieter du Toit | Masters of disinformation: Exposing Kriel, AfriForum’s MAGA playbook https://t.co/UGFsJk66UA

[Pieter Du Toit @PieterDuToit]

Description of Renaldo Gouws as ‘malignant echo chamber’ factual – Press Ombud https://t.co/3apBjXFd96

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

Hilary Duff’s new album is so good. https://t.co/XUP46Ilk3b

[90’s 00’s @Dirrty2000s]

Linda Perry talking about @xtina and the masterpiece ‘Beautiful’
VH1 Storytellers, 2010.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

if you understand the free press’s video strategy as a sort of jobs program for failed standup comedians whose dreams were dashed by their own charmlessness it all starts to make sense

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

Does this mean Victoria Mboko is top 10? My next-gen queen is coming for that number 1 spot (and a Slam or two).

[wta @WTA]

FINAL BOUND 🛫

Vicky Mboko's search for a second WTA 1000 title continues. She defeats Ostapenko 6-3, 6-2 👏

#QatarTotalEnergiesOpen

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

CBS reporting that the Afrikaner “refugees” are being put up in mouldy houses and in hotels in “dangerous” areas. They have no support in finding jobs, getting warm clothes or buying food. They are absolutely worse off and I love to see it.

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

Ironically, you come off as incredibly pretentious in this very unnecessary hot take that isn’t backed by much.

[The Free Press @TheFP]

“Jacob Elordi, please stop pretending you’re a philosopher-poet who’s above the industry and go touch some grass.” —@IsaacGrafstein

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

And yet membership fees continue to rise.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up

[Omid Scobie @scobie]

Tweet of the century

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

🫶☄️ https://t.co/qUwGX3i3Sq

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

I’m thrilled to announce my debut work of short fiction, 4 VESTA, is OUT NOW ☄️ https://t.co/qUwGX3hw2S

[zae @itszaeok]

we cannot have jelly roll, post malone, AND teddy swim. someone needs a wig.

[ZEE MACHINE @ZeeMachineMusic]

That’s how you expose a queerbaiter.

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

Tyla, I think we’ll all get behind you if you decide to change that album title.

[Gary Hartley @GaryHartleySA]

You can’t tell me Zara Larsson doesn’t look like her beauty was forged by the same rare pocket of Benoni air that birthed Charlize Theron’s.

[atalanta 𖦹 hotd era @sacraamarte]

i'm sorry but i think she's not getting enough backlash for this 😭 it's fucking crazy what she said