gazproc

Claret, Tyke, Bengal, Dodger, FPL

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@ClaretXtra You never get full price when ur in the champ. Bowen will probably only be £30m

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Thomas Tuchel picking this England squad

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@JJWatt @TurfMoorLoyal @markgoldbridge If Les had done what most other players do in that situation ie roll around fake screaming and pretend to be in agony, he gets sent off. Shouldn’t have to do it but that’s the way it works in the big league

[E20ZoneTv @E20WHU]

No Red Card But Pull Somebody
Hair and You are Gone!!

Our game is gone 💯

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@Ekremkonur If he wants to play for Barca he’ll take a pay cut. Ifs he’s about the money he’ll go to Villa

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@talkSPORT Spencer itching to get a word in edgeways 😂

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@dockerz77 Not been the same since he got locked up!

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@turfmoorhouse @JacobsBen He’ll certainly get em grafting

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Man who hid a secret £5million.............

Nigel Farage Says Minimum Wage Should Be Cut for Young People – Byline Times https://t.co/kxASoaJ8VX

[Kingston @BFCkingston]

On the bright side Alk tanking this season could help us get first pick in the draft next year #twitterclarets

[Peter Hall @PeteHall86]

'More likely to do a Leicester'

With debts up to £145m and a playing squad not fit for purpose, whoever takes over from Scott Parker at Burnley has a monumental task on their hands.

#twitterclarets

https://t.co/633mWdYgqq

[Nathan @nathanrogersfbl]

We're being gaslit by a PR campaign run by the club to try and make fans believe it's us that have forced them to make the wrong decision. This is mental. #twitterclarets

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@BFCTurf We shouldn’t have let him out of the door then

[STOP VAR! ⚽️ @StopdeVAR]

Dit is voetbal, zonder VAR, geen enkel moment dat je jezelf af hoeft te vragen of er ook maar iets aan de hand zou kunnen zijn waardoor die goal eventueel afgekeurd zou kunnen worden. Chaos, emotie, blijdschap, verdriet, dat is voetbal! @FansAgainstVAR_

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

@WisdenCricket Sorry, no. That’s absolute bollocks. It’s a disgrace that the sesquicentennial Test is a day night pink ball game. That’s called pissing all over the legacy of Test cricket. It’s not what Test cricket is. It’ll be a soulless, pointless tv cash grab.

[Boxing Kingdom @BoxingKingdom14]

Flashback to Lennox Lewis’s spectacular KO victory over Hasim Rahman in their rematch.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

I'm getting a bit of a cough so I might fuck off down the Crucible for a bit

[gazproc @GaryProctor5]

@ChristheViking Should withhold his wage for that