Gary Smee

Journo for @bbcsport. Dad to Florence (human baby) and Ted the Goldendoodle (clown dog). Spurs fan in Wolvo - struggle to understand the locals 🤔

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@lizjoyce_ Three Little Monkeys has smashed its way into my top 5 👌🏻

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An extraordinary day to be working in sport's journalism. Almost too much to process. #CoronavirusPandemic

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@thetalkofsport me right now.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

@Arsenal #FPL managers who own Pepe right now 👇

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@thetalkofsport Twat.

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This is an absolutely appalling first half from Tottenham Hotspur. That is all. #spurs

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@hcneyeyes @ryanpaulwarren @MorpheBrushes Hmm, I wouldn’t bank on it being shipped! Pretty obvious they got in over their heads on Black Friday and got in a right mess. The lack of communication is appalling. I’ll see if the BBC is interested in doing a story tomorrow.

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@MorpheBrushes Hi, I've e-mailed and phoned about a missing UK order, placed on 3rd December, and have had no luck getting any answers. It's the James Charles Brush Set. Can someone reply to me asap please? Thanks

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@ryanpaulwarren @MorpheBrushes Absolute joke. Might see if my BBC news colleagues are interested - probably not that great publicity on a website that has 30million daily readers in the UK!

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

A man who should only masterbate directly into an open flame:

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@lizjoyce_ @BossBabyYoda In fairness, that’s my face for most of our conversations 😂

[Live Darts @livedarts]

The World 'Youth' Championship...

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Gibraltar U19s Euro 2020 qualification isn’t going well... they lost 14-0 and 13-0 to Austria and Ireland and have just gone down 16-1 to Switzerland who played an hour with 10 men 😬. #Euro2020Qualifiers

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@caz_chapman @BBCSport I once tagged Joey Essex in a county cricket story - 'twas a low moment.

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@thetalkofsport I didn't know Marley Watkins was Senegalese?

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@FootyAccums @TJClarke_ 😬

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Can't really say Jack Leach had any batting form going into this innings... his last 13 knocks... 1*, 0, 1, 0, 5, 3*, 2*, 5, 5*, 5, 0, 9, 6 #ENGvIRE

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Not sure anyone saw this coming, but Surrey's title chances are effectively over after five games. Somerset on the other hand are playing some superb cricket - and their batsmen aren't even firing yet! #countychampionship #bbccricket

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50-over cricket is far too easy for the bowlers these days. You’ve just got to give something to the batsmen. #cwc19

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Loving this resilience from Bangladesh. Just what the Cricket World Cup needed after a below-par couple of days from the 'smaller' teams. Now get 300 plus lads! #CWC19

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We’re probably going to lose an awful, yet even, game of football because Sissoko pointed at something in the box after 30 seconds 😂 That’s pretty Spursy! #UCLfinal