Gary

I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard.

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@sharrond62 What are all these women doing to themselves? They don't look at all attractive.

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@rothleyweather You got that one a bit wrong, was absolutely chucking it down as I went to work 😞

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@jk_rowling I can't wait for the replies to this 🤣

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@PukkaPies This is what my Mum found in her Steak pie. How is this possible?

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@PeterStefanovi2 @Fox_Claire Shouldn't they be voting for what's best for their constituents?

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@MarcherLord1 I only managed 30 seconds

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@ISambaman So he's going to do everything he can to remove Boris from office apart from call for a vote of no confidence or call for a general election😂

[Gary @Garytastic1]

Is the EE network down now too? as I can't send any texts 😠 This happened last Friday too

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@IL0VEthe80s It's a Hoover Senior. My granny had one and my mother had the Hoover Junior.

[Gary @Garytastic1]

@jonreed One of the best TV shows I've seen

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Removing unripe tomatoes with an optical sorter.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap Some wisdom from a physics professor

https://t.co/DnAkkrxJR4

[Mrs P.Haro. Claire @mrspharoclaire]

@spikedonline @piersmorgan @patrickmarmion

[Onlinemagazin Ⓥ @OnlineMagazin]

🆘‼️😀👍 A cool and funny optical illusion...

[Suzanne Evans @SuzanneEvans1]

Sums the current situation up perfectly. #EURefResults

[Shatner's Bassoon @monkeybates]

Lots of tantrums from 18-25s today. Maybe you should have used your democratic vote instead of naked snap chatting. 😂 #notmyvote

[Flawed @Flawedandrotten]

hey #notmyvote it's not all bad. See?