Garrett Gonzales

sah.

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

There are two types of men in this world, those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@Cat_Tshirt_0 It’s sure safe until you slam on your brakes and the dog goes flying into your front windshield #SPLAT

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

It’s not creepy if it’s consensual

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Before mobile phones, we all used to communicate so much more. We have countless apps that are designed to allow us to stay connected but there’s no communication. When I was a kid I always saw all my relatives, now I never do. Friendships seem shallow.
Isolation is at its peak.

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@BennyTheJet__ lol

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@TWooodley You seriously are wondering why you weren’t granted an immediate rematch against Usman? You’re probably going to go down in history as one of the most delusional fighters to ever fight in the UFC. You don’t get an immediate rematch if you were dominated for 25 minutes

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Wait. No I don’t. You’re welcome.

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Was in bed for 50 hours after this last horrah.. definitely a sign I need to chill lol

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

PS I apologize to whoever I sent that video of my balls to

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Wow fuck you Skrillex you’re trash

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

One of the greatest moments in life, is when you want a sandwich, and your girlfriend also wants a sandwich, and then you get a fuckin sandwich 👌🏻
@rena_serenaa_

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

I have just bent where no man has bent before

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@itskimjenkins13 Didn’t know you turned 12 this month

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@BennyTheJet__ Stop playing with my heart 💔

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@ChaelSonnen Somebody please tell him there’s faster Internet than dial up

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@BennyTheJet__ Wya I have some tangy peppadew peppers with your name on it

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@AnnLesbyPhD I guess her “PhD” means “Pretty huge dumbass”

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

@BennyTheJet__ What kicker

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Think I’m gonna black out for MLK day

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

Mann. Fuck everyone on here

[Garrett Gonzales @GaryThotz]

I did ONE thing on ChatGPT and know that this changes the course of humanity forever.